Slinker

That rich kid that always acts like he isn’t spoiled he a little bitch

Person 1 : you see slinker over there he just retire to bribe a girl to be his gf but he’s to ugly
Person 2 : he’s also horrible at conversations and always make horrible jokes and thinks he’s cool

by Cockandballtortureisgamer November 4, 2019

Splinteranus

A splinteranus is a person who is susceptible to anal rips or Fischers , mostly homosexuals or those who enjoy anal sex .

For example Alan won’t be in to work today, he is a splinteranus.

by Skunkface February 6, 2021

Splinterfusal

The act of getting a big ass splinter in yourself. Usually happens to total idiots who don't wear gloves or socks.

Help my father suffered a severe splinterfusal! Can you believe that Bethany is still complaining about her minor splinterfusal.

by All American Walrus Back Rider March 7, 2021

Splinter271

1. One of the upcoming rookies in theories

2. Not well known yet.
3. Almost at 300 followers

There are many great theorists in the world. One upcoming theorist is Splinter271.

by wahtsmyuser March 10, 2021

splinter the rat

The leader of the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES. He is worshipped as a god among men, which makes sense seeing as he is a giant rat. It is thought that he has possessed people in the past, most notably Shaq.

Person one : “SHAQ SHAQ SHAQ SHAQ”
Person two: “oh, they must just be possessed by splinter the rat”

by Cathman17 April 28, 2021

Slinker

A person who will drink any drink you have and sometimes even steal a sip at any given moment without thought or remorse for their actions be it water, juice or booze a slinker will not stop until every drop is gone.

(Phil)"Wow its so hot glad I packed a bottle water. Oh no its gone I must of lost it" (Sam) "no you didn't loose it its right hear but I finished it here's the bottle thanks" (Phil) "thanks man so not cool "(Sam)" your welcome"(Phil)"dodgy slinker"

by Phil wordjack August 24, 2021

shlinker

A person whom trains, befriends, and becomes a loyal companion to dogs.

My Shlink's love's me as her shlinker, because we are best friends.

by anonymous February 25, 2022