funky spiderman

A euphemism for autocratic asphyxiation

I've got my belt and my lube, time to do the funky spiderman

by Ansuz August 27, 2015

Spider island

The act of placing a spider on your bell end while in the bath creating an "island" . The spider will run around on the end of your penis creating a stimulating effect. best results occur with the more hairy specimens.

"dude u seen any house spiders about ? i wanna spider island tonight "

by BONESy August 20, 2013

spider under the table

This phrase means exactly the same as a fly on the wall -- that is, somebody who covertly watches or listens in on something that is not intended for them to see or hear.

From the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode, "Lower Decks":

"How would you like to be a spider under that table?"
"What?"
"A spider under the table."
"Is that like a fly on the wall?"
"I guess so."

by Telephony August 29, 2014

Spida

A basketball species usually found above the rim; equipped with superhuman sense, shot-slinging abilities and unrivaled bounce

Damn Reed is definitely a Spida

by Specailopswoods July 14, 2018

Spider-Man

The Spider-Man is a move that you make mid-sex, here’s how you do it: You crawl across the bed to your girl, aim for her crotch, and dive head first into it.

Me: “YO! Me and Sarah just did the Spider-Man!”
Friend: “What the fuck...”

by The Rapes Bane October 13, 2019

Cosmic spider

The act of a woman squirting glitter as she cums onto Uranus

Anne made a cosmic spider on Brian that he won't soon forget.

by Golden girls 2013 December 28, 2013

Spider Man Butt Slap

A meme where one guy dressed as Spider man slaps another guy dressed as Spider Man. As seen on YouTube. Note: this meme is usually shown at the expense of EsfandTV a twitch streamer and degenerate.

He fell for it again that Spider Man Butt Slap meme, why he so stupid, Jdawg's Rough Riders for life

by JackSmitTheslipperySticks March 5, 2022