Teacher: Crystal clear kids?
Sarcastic Student: Clear as soda piss!
"I drank a bunch of soda, now my piss is dark... I got soda piss"
Sarcastic Student: Clear as soda piss!
"I drank a bunch of soda, now my piss is dark... I got soda piss"
by Llandon January 19, 2009

by DNHG February 17, 2006

1) to jerk off in a soda can that just happens to be nearby
2) to jerk off with a full soda bottle inserted into the rectum
2) to jerk off with a full soda bottle inserted into the rectum
The old style coke bottle works best for a soda jerk. It fits good, is ribbed, doesn't need any lube, and the caffeine enema keeps you coming...
by pornhorn50 January 11, 2010

Only the greatest, most awesome and tasty beverage ever.
Not only for Blacks. Super White's like it too.
Not only for Blacks. Super White's like it too.
by Dermont Aurylius August 9, 2009

She wanted me to taste my cum or she would stop giving me blow jobs, so I went down on her after ejaculating inside her and tasted the cream soda.
by BRD July 1, 2006

by Keenan October 12, 2003
