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porn storming

The strategic, satirical “barnstorming” of the adult entertainment industry by a seasoned journalist, utilizing intellectual jargon and clinical detachment to lampoon the absurdity of a multi-billion dollar machine built on primal reflex.
His latest column is a masterclass in porn storming—he’s using Jungian archetypes to explain an adult entertainment business press bamboozle.
by TR Arterburn January 29, 2026
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Murphy's Law of Snoring

"Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."
Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..
by QuacksO September 29, 2019
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Reverse Soda Snorting

Laughing when drinking soda and shooting it out your nose, and the burning to follow is like hell fire in your nostrils
I was talking about sex related role-playing activities with my D&D group and one of my friends started reverse soda snorting
by BadDragonToysRUs October 2, 2020
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i’m snowing

A phrase that can mean you’re busy, shoveling, or that you’re chilled out. Commonly used in winter.
Jacob: I’m going through a lot right now, but i’m snowing through it.

Eddie: Well I’m snowing later but i’ll help you out when I can.
by Winnie Scottish February 11, 2021
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The angry Snoring bagpipe

Also known as a french bulldog. This term is used because the dog is stored under your arm and snores continuously.
by Gatchabitch March 9, 2021
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“If It’s Snowing, I’m Going”

A phrase used to identify a large group of girls with an obsession of or excessive interest in hockey boys.
Person 1: “Yo you coming to this party tonight, I heard it’s gonna be full of puckbunnys”
Person 2: “If it’s snowing, I’m going”
Person 1: “That’s what I’m saying
by The Real Jubes May 6, 2024
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If It’s Snowing, I’m Going

A phrase used to express interest in a large group of blondes, particularly sorority girls, with an excessive obsession of hockey players.
Person 1: “Are you coming to the party tonight? There’s supposed to be a bunch of girls there.”
Person 2: “If It’s Snowing, I’m Going.”
by The Real Jubes May 6, 2024
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