two plugs and no socket

dont know what it means. something to do with scotland

It means that if a man marries a woman he has never slept with, he would have no grounds for divorce or even objection if he woke up with two plugs and no socket.

by herman merivale November 11, 2021

Pop Socket

When you put your thumb inside your foreskin and rip it out so it makes a "pop" noise

"Hey man, did you hear how loud that pop socket was!?"

by NiceMeeme June 10, 2018

dick socket

An ass, a meanie, a general negative term, often used with friends.

Bill: Hey can I have some of that pizza?
Will: No get away!
Bill: Don't be such a dick socket

by Kiwi Pomerleau June 2, 2004

snacket

Multiple snacks combined in one package

Last night I ate my snacket and then I threw up on my girlfriend.

by Pablo the Champion June 26, 2008

socket

a useless thing. alternative to doucebag or douche.

John is a total socket.

by Yerngle February 21, 2009

dry socket

A girl who won't 'put out.'

Don't waste your time on her, man. She's a dry socket.

by Me2-BFD April 21, 2009

Socket Bag

The term "Socket Bag" is derived from "Tea Bag." "Socket Bagging" is the act of placing each testicle in your scrotum on the Eye Socket(s) of your partner – hence the name, "Socket Bag."

If that dumb bitch doesn't stop staring at my best friend, I'm going to socket bag her.

Man, I'm about to socket bag that bitch, and she won't even see it cumin'!

by Nezom July 13, 2007