slow blinker

A person who is not intelligent

Hiberto is a slow blinker.

by Ralphie Parker May 29, 2015

Slow Roastin

Alternative to Postin but somewhere hot as in a tanning booth or something of this sort a school with no air conditioning

Dylan Longmuirs Facebook status is Slow Roastin Pluckin the chicken feel me he must still be in school

by SnoopDodizzle January 16, 2011

Slow Blink

What you do when the person that is talking to you is so annoying or wrong.

Fuckboy: ayy girl ur fine

Me: *slow blinks*

by missofthevoid December 12, 2015

The Slow Blink

A facial expression generally put to use when someone has just said or done something incredibly stupid. The slow blink is a little more subtle than a face palm.

Jenna Marbles is the master of the slow blink.

by MoonageDaydream73 October 30, 2014

Slow to woa

Wasted as fuck

"Oh god what is even l
Don't enemy now
..just dropped phone
I set the doors on slow morons
This is having stock
Freaking sick
Sorry totally choked 15 shoes
Shots
Totally gonna Rahway this when I'm sobee
What even is that?
Thank god for autocorrect
Good dawns you like
Jscj
Hold on his hook up with someone
So drunk wtx
Will see is I even find one
No
I'm fine I swaer
Thaw bouncer guy didn't tell me to drink waver or anything
God how drunk am I?
Feels killed bwfitness I
Feels killed Benson?
What is even happening?
Totally gonna he hey first k
The kiss
Tonight
Jk
Know absolutely
Not hotels
^girld
Slow to woa"
-wasted person to your groupchat

by GeneralSherman October 14, 2016

slow key

The act of low key not getting hints so you're high key slow

Kirolos low key couldn't figure out Diana was telling him that the girl was high key ugly so therefore kirolos is slow key

by ilikethebooty January 27, 2016

slow death

Dying a slow death can refer to people who may be living a mundane or a life without productivity or purpose. Such as a person who does not participate in society and rather watches television nearly all day, everyday. This can also include people who for some reason my have complete social isolation.

I once spoke to an Australian Aboriginal elder about the alcohol crisis in indigenous communities. He said that most of the people who drink alcohol to excess do so as it gave them something to do and an escape. He said these people weren't living but were actually dying a slow death.

by J-Jim August 24, 2019