Song by J grimes (junior Grimes) possibly synonymous with Js list of side hoes and how they’re ALMOST ALWAYS simpin for him
Can also be applied to any random girl simpin over something/someone
Can also be applied to any random girl simpin over something/someone
Guy 1: Hey that girl Danielle She be simpin bro, everyday
Guy 2: word up, If simpin had a cute face she be reppin that shite erryday
She be simpin is the #1 tik tok song of 2020 despite the awful pandemic
If a girl makes the move on J (which is inevitable) then most definitely she be simpin
Any girl can become desperate hence why she be simpin
Guy 2: word up, If simpin had a cute face she be reppin that shite erryday
She be simpin is the #1 tik tok song of 2020 despite the awful pandemic
If a girl makes the move on J (which is inevitable) then most definitely she be simpin
Any girl can become desperate hence why she be simpin
by Wankers rage January 19, 2022
Get the she be simpin mug.the small group of mostly feminists that believe Amber Heard is innocent, despite the jury finding all her evidence to be fake and an audio recording of Heard admitting to hitting Johnny Depp. If a Johnny Depp supporter comments "#johnnydeppisinnocent or #amberturd or anything along those lines, most Heard simps will whine and comment under "Johnny Depp is a wife beater" before blocking the Depp supporter.
Person 1: I have made a goal to piss off as many Amber Heard simps as I can.
A FEW DAYS LATER
Person 2: How is your goal going?
Person 1: Good! I've gotten blocked by 10 fan accounts!
A FEW DAYS LATER
Person 2: How is your goal going?
Person 1: Good! I've gotten blocked by 10 fan accounts!
by your.mom.sheesh June 5, 2022
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the act of flushing the toilet simultaneously while defecating in order to not let people hear embarassing noises coming out of your ass
(Roger and Dave using the urinal)
Dave: Hey, Man! Someone in the stall behind us just flushed the toilet twice and never came out!
Roger: That guy's a simulflusher! Hope he did not have a rectum ripper!
Dave: Hey, Man! Someone in the stall behind us just flushed the toilet twice and never came out!
Roger: That guy's a simulflusher! Hope he did not have a rectum ripper!
by brooskitooski November 7, 2010
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She has a boyfriend named Ben and sister named jen
An amazing Canadian youtuber who curses ALOT and loves holo
She has two cats named zyler and menchie
she also has a wall of nail polish. She is living the life 🙄☺️💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿
She has a boyfriend named Ben and sister named jen
An amazing Canadian youtuber who curses ALOT and loves holo
She has two cats named zyler and menchie
she also has a wall of nail polish. She is living the life 🙄☺️💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿
by Holo its me November 28, 2016
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A simpani is basically a hypocrite who pretends to respect women in hopes of getting their pussy. These people often write long posts on social media where they blame people for misogynistic behaviour despite having done the same things in the past.
Despite their efforts, simpanis do not get pussy, because their posts are only supported by woke nibbis and woke nibbis always go after fuckbois.
A simpani is basically a hypocrite who pretends to respect women in hopes of getting their pussy. These people often write long posts on social media where they blame people for misogynistic behaviour despite having done the same things in the past.
Despite their efforts, simpanis do not get pussy, because their posts are only supported by woke nibbis and woke nibbis always go after fuckbois.
Guy1: Bro I'm not getting any pussy, I'm gonna write a long feminist post on FB.
Guy2: Great idea Simpani! Just don't forget to turn of comments so people can't point out your hypocrisy
Guy2: Great idea Simpani! Just don't forget to turn of comments so people can't point out your hypocrisy
by IIM_Lover May 9, 2020
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by Pousti Malaka July 12, 2016
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