the sassiest bitch you will evvvvvver meet. drop dead gorgeous with a resting bitch face from satan himself. she will ruin your life but still be your best friend. probably bilingual, probably has guys swooning, actually make that deeeefinitely has guys swooning. she is a model naturally and can eat whatever the fuck she wants and still looks perfect. yes. shes that bitch. in conlusion shes a bad bitch that doesn't need you but you need her. but just be careful and watch out because those looks may decieve. but she will also be the best bestfriend... so confusion.
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While some slore is giving you a rusty trombone you fart into her mouth causing her cheeks to blow up big making her look like Satchmo.
by Ken Melloy March 1, 2008
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The act of opening a beer(or other alcoholic beverage) at the beginning of a night of drinking and holding that beer for a long period of time, taking an extremely long time to finish it. Usually done to prolong the "getting drunk" process, or to hope noone notices to make you look "cool" because your holding your beer/cup of drink all night.
The act of opening a beer(or other alcoholic beverage) at the beginning of a night of drinking and holding that beer for a long period of time, taking an extremely long time to finish it. Usually done to prolong the "getting drunk" process, or to hope noone notices to make you look "cool" because your holding your beer/cup of drink all night.
by Nightbinger August 20, 2008
Get the Satch mug.Colloquial in South India for one who is a compulsive cheater. He has limited endowments and is often so full of himself that he becomes really fat from it. Usually found around ugly girls and tries to get them into bed by telling them he is in a rockband, whereas in reality, he eats a lot and does pot all the time. He looks like a stoned monkey most of the time.
Often abbreviated to "such shit".
Often abbreviated to "such shit".
by sarkaridopot April 29, 2011
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2. benjiman hurry up and piss u shit head, tree fuckin, satchmo
2. benjiman hurry up and piss u shit head, tree fuckin, satchmo
by onebigcracka May 5, 2005
Get the satchmo mug.The condition of being so high and/or drunk that one cannot function normally. The state of being affected by one or more psychoactive drugs.
My friends and I are about to roll up a joint and get satellite.
I'm so satellite I could eat a star.
I'm so satellite I could eat a star.
by double digits 70 March 31, 2009
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