Remote

We lose it as much as our wallets.

It's used for various electrical machines because we're to lazy to stand up.

tv and radio.

by truly yours April 6, 2004

remorize

memorize something again

portmanteau from 're' (= again, like in retell, remix, resell) and 'memorize'

Homework for tomorrow: Remorize Shakespeare's sonnet 18.

I used to know the first two stanzas of Poe's "The Raven" by heart, but I'm afraid I have to remorize them.

by JochenEnglish March 12, 2009

remotarded

When someone is remote control retarded. Sometimes taking between 1-2 minutes to locate desired button. Often wrong buttons are selected much to the disapproval of other fellow TV watchers.

Joey: This sucks, change the channel.

Corky: I don't know how! I'm Remotarded.

by Blanche Dubois April 15, 2007

Intercourse Remorse

Much like buyer's remorse. However, there is no refund available with receipt.

Intercourse remorse is self explained; you did it and wish you hadn't

by Bthinks July 16, 2009

Boner's remorse

Boner's remorse is an emotional condition whereby a person feels remorse or regret after boning a chick he shouldn't have

A: Did you fuck that heffer you picked up?
B: Yeah man, I was so drunk last night, totally having boner's remorse

by dbGenius October 4, 2008

remorhaz

remorhazes are polar creatures capable of living in frigid enviornments. they generate tremendous amounts of heat, allowing them to burrow through ice and snow quickly and making them deadly opponents for anyone without fire.

ice cold killing machine

by smurf August 17, 2004

remocon

Abreviation used by manufacturers for "Remote Controller", used in service manuals for repairing television sets.

Press Vol (-) button and remocon 9 key simultaniously.

by kevx August 10, 2005