nightclub promoter

An absolute bellend who has an iced gem a hair cut. Usually has a worse tan than Madge from Benidorm. Can only handle one treble and thinks "he can pull birds". Infact he couldn't pull a muscle. Puts "top pouter" on his CV. Goe to the local to order a lime and soda. One word to sum up a night club promoter? Cunt.

Josh is a nightclub promoter now? Wow he must be a total cunt.

by mehh1246 March 20, 2014

homo promo

Myja Johnson

Fo shizzle my nizzle My Ja Johnson

by Myja Johnson March 15, 2004

Prognotion

English: an assumption of an answer without thinking first.

syn: bullshitting

My prognotion was that i thought i was never going to get genital herpes.

by John Bacus March 10, 2005

Promote porn month

February.

The month where you are encourged to watch all the porn you can and invite all your friends over to watch it. And the month where they have all the porn shows and porn festivals ect. they can.

It's almost the first day of promote porn month.

by Judge dreed7 April 25, 2011

Promosexual

The person on your online marketing team constantly promoting coupons as the best marketing tactic ever.

Bob's idea was to offer customers an extra 20% off. Again. He is such a promosexual!

by jkrule September 15, 2011

pregmones

Short for pregnancy hormones. The word is used to refer to a woman's moodiness during pregancy.

I have to keep my head down recently because the wife has pregmones.

by urbanjoe January 16, 2014

proglobot

proglobot. (noun)

a progressive person who's undergone brain surgery, i.e., a lobotomy, rendering him incapable of rational thought.

Obamabot Zombies, Hate America Firsters and petualnt proglobots were peacefully protesting.

by GOOD DOG, HAPPY MAN December 6, 2016