Two asses in one underwear

When two people are always seen together

Helmi and Elli are two asses in one underwear

by Thimthim June 21, 2020

One in the ass is worth two in the puss

An old adage meaning it is better to have sex with one ass, rather than with two vaginas.

Bob: I think Becky might let me go Greek on her this Friday, but I was supposed to have a three way with these Guatemalans the same night.

Joe: Times like these my grandpappy used to tell me “One in the ass is worth two in the puss”.

by Yu Sho Me Dong September 18, 2023

two in the pink and one in the stink

Sticking two fingers in the vagina and one in the anus.

Also known as the Shocker

Dude, I gave her the shocker and she actually liked it!!!

by t0xicity December 21, 2003

theres always two ends to one sausage

This is the ultimate saying that the legend samuel baxter came up with
it makes people think therefore they shut up say it to batty men

God didnt you know theres always two ends to one sausage

by mr boombastic March 12, 2008

Two in the blood one in the mud

When you give a girl the shocker when she's on her period

She wanted me to finger her so I put two in the blood one in the mud

by Bobby Filet April 30, 2014

Killing two birds with one stone

Getting two things done with one action. Not the same as multitasking.

"I decided to get sponsers for my fundraiser && deliver newspapers at the same time"
"Cool. Yu were killing two birds with one stone."

by piiglett. June 15, 2009

killing two birds with one stone

To take care of two problems with one action.

"While I was out delivering the pizza, I stopped by the bank so I wouldn't have to later. I was killing two birds with one stone."

by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009