wet nightmare

when you're sleeping with a chick and you wake up early and jack off on her back. The next morning you tell her you had a wet dream.

last weekend mindy blue-balled joe so he gave her the wet nightmare. it was hilarious

by TUhippy April 27, 2006

wet nightmare

Similar to a wet dream but instead the person sleeping is dreaming of being raped, usually by a gorilla or person larger than the one sleeping. The wetness is usually a result to the victim sweating or in some cases blowing their load if their gay or something

"Frodo had such a bad wet nightmare that his anus was swollen to 3 times its actual size".

by Wykydtron187 June 26, 2009

Nightmare Sandwich

When you're having a nightmare, wake up from the nightmare to find everything is just fine--in fact your life is perfect--and then you wake up from THAT dream into the nightmare that your life actually is (typically paralleling the first nightmare).

Note: After repetitively appearing, often induces insomnia.

*guy in friendzone*
*dreams a nightmare paralleling his life*
*wakes from that dream into one where he's escaped the friendzone*
*wakes again into his reality where he's in the friendzone again*

Thus the Nightmare Sandwich:

(NIGHTMARE//SOMETHING PLEASANT//NIGHTMARE)

by scrilla103 December 27, 2011

muddy nightmare

An explosion of shit on the walls while she's on your BALLS

Guy1: Dude you were screaming in your sleep
Guy2: I was having a muddy nightmare

by Buttexploder November 9, 2014

wide awake nightmare

Basically a hot mess, the craziest bitch you know.

That bitch is a wide awake nightmare.

by houskamatt May 15, 2017

Nightmare Juice

Swallowing a load filled with anger before bed resulting in nightmares for the consumer.

Girl: I had the worst dreams last night! I knew swallowing his nightmare juice before bed was a bad idea!

by peachesj August 14, 2018

Detroit Nightmare

You wait until the girl is asleep, then get her legs apart, then quickly jam your penis into her ass. She'll wake up, and most likely be upset, but keep going, she'll live.

I gave my givefriend a Detroit Nightmare last night. She was really pissed, but it was fun.

by Carl Jones August 10, 2006