The Double Dirty Mermaid

A sex act. When you put a live fish up a girls ass and the guys ass until only the tail fin shows. Then you fuck.

My brother and his girlfriend took my betas and committed the double dirty mermaid.

by Mochathiccthot August 17, 2018

The Screaming Mermaid

When you are banging your girl in the shower, and right before she orgasms, you hit her in the head with a can of tuna. Preferably the four-pack. “You wanted to know what a #ScreamingMermaid was right??!!

My girl begged me to tell her what “The Screaming Mermaid” was, so I banged her in the shower, and before she came, I hit her in the head with a can of tuna. She was so bewildered, she didn’t even ask me why Tuna was in the shower in the first place.

by Nadasurfer October 23, 2019

my girlfriend's a mermaid

a literal meme

"oh em gee my girlfriend's a mermaid!! that's right!! she can't swim tho.

by verycoolcockroach February 22, 2021

mermaid

a slut who is very good at swimming or a very hot and busty girl on the swim team

Damn, Sarah from the swim team is a mermaid

by kite1308 October 26, 2009

MeiMeizing

Adjective: To be as amazing as Mei Mei

Pete: That was awesome!

Freddy: Yeah, that was so MeiMeizing!

by menloak November 15, 2011

Mermaidism

Mur-meyd-iz-uh m

The action to live, and act like a mermaid.
The person has an affinity with mermaids.

She just brushed her hair with a fork, this is mermaidism!

by Catherine Roberge September 17, 2014

mermaid

(n) a lady who enjoys frolicking in the ocean, or any water body, in the form of swimming, snorkelling and diving. Typically wears her long hair braided with seaweed tangled in it. Other characteristics include sandy and salty ears, surf nose and a full smile due to immersing herself in the wonders of the ocean floor.

1: "That girl always goes to the beach but I never see her on the surf."
2: "That is because she is a mermaid"

by noodie September 11, 2015