love merengue

The dried up vaginal secretions a guy wakes up with the morning after intense sex.

I had so much love marinade after fucking kiersten my cock looked like a glazed doughnut!

by Zip McCleod August 8, 2003

Mergin

(n.) A imaginary Pokemon, also known as the NekoKittyDesuChan. Regularly feasts on the people of 'Wapanese' and 'Otaku' cultures. Still un-'captured'. Will immediatly kill anyone who smells of Yaoi.

"Wow, that's one cracked out Mergin."

by Miyukisetsu October 18, 2007

merpent

A merpent is a turtle or tortoise lacking a shell or protective/hard outer covering.

" yo i just seen a merpent "

by Fishyfishfishfishfishy June 14, 2010

Merge Molester

Similar to merge burgler, used for more egregious, infuriatig, and/or sociopathic examples of merge-lane exploitation.

Example; going up an offramp, only to go through the light at the top and back down the opposite onramp, then forcing oneself back into a (stationary) line of traffic at the expense of everyone between the exit and entry points.

.....aaaaand there he goes. Man, if I knew my kid did that, I'd disown him. Hope that frikken' merge molester gets his grill ripped of by some 1990 rustbucket Ford Escort when he tries weaselling back in.

by MR_OOF July 5, 2010

mergani

Mergani is a very emotional person with a cocky and arrogant front and they often don’t live up to their arrogance due to their appearance and shallow character

Girl:OMG have you seen how arrogant he is
Girl:He’s such a Mergani

by aNd i OoP— May 27, 2019

The Merger

That one unwanted friend that pushes his/her way into the friend group. The one that no one knows how they got into the group and no one likes. They usually start by following your group around until they are a common appearance and are progressively more annoying as they merge deeper into the group.

Jake: How the hell did we let the merger in the group chat, all he does is follow us around.
Rick: Idk someone else added him.

Jake: goddamn it now we have to make another one, Just act like we still use the first one.

Rick: k, thank god.

by Get tf off my lawn April 8, 2019

Mercenary

n. Mer'-suh-nerry, a contemporary American that lives out of total self-interest regardless of his/her impact on others. Totally driven to self-aggrandizement, but shallow, stupid, semi-literate and generally not interested in anything outside of shopping or self-promotion. Will eventually self-destruct by disappearing up own asshole.
Often found reading Us ("Pus") Magazine to find out what other degenerate fools do with their empty, pathetic lives.
Lacks sense of morality and decency. Essentially for sale to the highest bidder, regardless of consequences or prior purchased allegiances.
Will annihilate those perceived to threaten a mercenary's existence. Subtle undercurrent of destructive behaviour.
syn. Whore, Prostitute, Waste of space, suburban dweller, Californian
ant. person of integrity, person with a soul, decent human being

That Paris is such a mercenary. She doesn't know or care about anything except herself.
I was feeling like a mercenary so I hung around Worth Avenue all day carrying a snobby shopping bag.
Those Hessian Mercenaries got their butts kicked and then they went shopping to assuage their feelings of low self-worth.

by AdamanEve April 9, 2006