Mateo

The biggest asshole ever. He will claim he is your friend but is really a huge motherfucker CUNT a big moron who thinks he is the best but is really a shit head

“That fuckface Mateo is a cunt”

by Old John x7 December 1, 2018

meteorologist

Nothing even related to the badasses in the movie "Twister".

"Goddammit, being an actual meteorologist sucks!"

by TravisFant April 4, 2008

mexican meteor shower

During sex, the mexican meteor shower is the act of taking a shit on your partners chest but pinching it into smaller pieces then smashing them slightly.

OMG DUDE! last night i was giving you're sister a mexican meteor shower but i had a diarehha attack and shit water all over her.

by Keiembee April 13, 2007

Meteor Shower

The act of a male, cuming on a girls face precisely at the same moment he forces himself to vomit on her head, thus pretaning to a Meteor Shower

I was getting a sweet blowjob from my buddies mom when he was at baseball practice, an i was about to cream HARD. As my load entered the deeper region of her throat, i thought of Sarah Jessica Parker and vomitted all over her head.
And that was my first Meteor Shower

by Money Tree August 21, 2010

Mateo

A boy that isn’t the smartest but still thinks he is. Thinks he’s good at sports but unfortunately he’s not. He is most likely gay and is proud of it.

“Hey look it’s Mateo”
“Oh ya he’s gay”
“Ya I know”

by Gay boy 1234 October 18, 2019

mateo

dumb ass fuckin bitch

mateo is a dumbass fucking bitch

by sydkney November 18, 2019

Mateo

A kid who is a pain in the ass but fun to be around. He’s a great athlete and has a good head on his shoulders. But boy oh boy is he a pain in the ass!

That kid Mateo is a pain, but he’s still awesome!

by Freshinition November 5, 2018