Lobsteralliast

Someone who fights for the rights of Lobsters and other crustaceans.

I felt so sorry for those lobsters in the restaurant, I am going to become a lobsteralliast and fight for their rights!

by Grug1269 October 18, 2012

Lobstromony

The study and observation of all things lobstromonus.

I can't attend the Skee Ball champs this weekend as I am busy finishing my Lobstromony paper.

by Daddybot January 13, 2013

Lobster Clawing

When you burn your fingers on a lighter or bowl at a party, you take one of the pong cups and put the burnt finger/fingers in the half of the cup that has liquid in it, and walk around holding the cup like that to alleviate the pain.

Dude! That guy just burnt his thumb on his lighter and now he's totally lobster clawing! Somebody get a picture, quick!

by Spooderdude July 28, 2014

looks up Google Hammer

WHY THE F*** WOULD YOU DO THAT?

"Hey man check out Google Hammer. It's soooo much better than Normal Google"

"Yeah, Sure man"

looks up Google Hammer

"Eww man that's disgusting!"

"Lol"

by TribalH March 20, 2016

Lobster Bitch

A Lobster Bitch is a very unique and rare type of bitch. This is due to the fact that they are only found in Maine, a state with no fucking people in it. They can typically be found on beaches or anywhere where one secretly juuls. Lobster Bitches are known for their sharp attitudes, brashness, and red coloration. This is due to the fact that they burn so easily, because their is no sun in Maine. However, once one makes it past the large red claws of a Lobster Bitch, there is truly something special inside. They are truly the most loving of all the bitches.

“Hey how are you? Where are you from?”
“Oh I’m good! And I’m from Maine!”
“Damnnnn, so you one of those lobster bitches then. . .”

by Lil Squire January 21, 2020

lobbster340

Some weird ass kid on ps4 who will tell you about lemon party

Guy 1: have you heard of lobbster340
Guy 2: no who is he
Guy 1: you don’t want to know

by Skuller_Fire April 28, 2020

Lobster Tail

After treating your sweetheart to a very fancy dinner at Red Lobster, you shoot your load so hard that it wraps around the back of their head -- forming a hardened lobster tail in their hair.

"Hey, baby, let's finish up this shrimp scampi so we can hurry home and give you a nice lobster tail."

by Big&Little January 2, 2023