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Columbian Musket Loader

The act of packing cocaine into an erect penis.
Sam - "Brittney packed a gram of the finest nuggets right into my dick. Shit hurt but I was drunk as fuck and told her to snort it, too."

Ray - "She pulled the ol' Columbian Musket Loader on ya. Brutal."
by Nesquik Guy February 25, 2023
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Pueblo Musket Loader

The action of pounding sand into the eye of your cock with a toothpick, then blasting at mach Jesus.
My homie and I were having a threesome last night, then he pulled out a bigger dick than mine, so I pulled out that Pueblo Musket loader and sandblast that nigga.
by PussyMasterJihadBomberNazi March 14, 2023
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Loaded M

A lightweight, air-cooled, gas-operated, magazine-fed rifle designed for either automatic or semi-automatic fire through use of a selector lever. There are four variants - the M-16A1/A2/A3/A4. The M-16A2 incorporates improvements in iron sight, pistol grip, stock and overall combat effectiveness.
"Got me feeling like opium, I'm tryna dance with the loaded M" - Jim Jones - "Summer Wit' Miami"
by mocha_mami March 24, 2006
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Loaded Heels

Loaded heels almost always occur when you are wearing jeans and it is wet and/or raining outside. The bottom of each pant leg becomes damp, causing discomfort in the heel and ankle area, and causing the dampened areas of you jeans to rip over time.
-Aaron walked to school in the rain, and got loaded heels along the way.

Child 1: 'Did you walk to the sockhop last night?'

Child 2: 'Yeah, I did.'

Child 1: 'But it was raining, were your heels loaded?'

Child 2: 'Yeah bro, fully loaded. It was mad annoying.'

Child 1: 'I'm so sorry.'
by Dingo the Arsonist May 5, 2009
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Glass loader

A colloquialism used primarily in industry to describe a fellow worker of such astonishingly low intelligence, competence and ability, whom despite being given every opportunity to progress, always manage to fuck it up and default back to their servile disposition of loading crap on to a machine. In this case glass. A complete and utter halfwit.
Has that Glass Loader from the other shift fucked the numbers up AGAIN! That's the third time this week!
by DAZ95 June 29, 2017
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top on the morning to ya ladies

Sentence from the mouth of an sofisticated Irish potato with lettuce on his head.
He uses that sentence for welcoming everyone watching his wonderful animated clips in real life.

Irish potato known as Jacksepticeye
Jacksepticeye- TOP ON THE MORNING TO YA LADIES, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE AND WELCOME TO A SURGEON SIMULATOR VIDEO!
by Cotonee Blogger January 24, 2017
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front loader

A woman who is built in such a way that you can have mutually satisfying sex while the two of you are standing up and facing each other.
Nancy's flat tummy and the gap between her thighs make her a perfect front loader... we can screw and screw and screw some more standing up until we get off in each other's arms. Then I throw her on the bed and we screw and screw some more.
by Chimpeachment August 14, 2010
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