jobish

When someone has a job ... its not actually a real job.

She has a jobish ... but she doesn't like it.

by tben July 29, 2012

joeseph hay

a big fat queer who smells and never showers but wants to get a shower from OG Mudbone, and who like big blue dildo up their ass holes while masturbating thier tiny weirners to gay nigger porn.

man u are such a joeseph hay!

by Rrummulluxx July 27, 2009

jobs

1)something u have in order 2 make money
2)names 4 sex acts (handjobs, blowjobs, etc)
3)something u r responsible 4
4)jack off back spasms

1)I have 2 go 2 work in my fucking cubicle everyday, casue if i dont have a job i wont have any money.
2)That slut sure did give me a good job last night. And she swallowed 2!
3)It's your job 2 see that the car gets cleaned.
4)Oh god! I got back spasms from jacking off 2 much! I must be a jobs!

by Guy_Who_Fucks_Hot_Girls August 10, 2004

Steve Jobs

The god of a cult. You have to sacrifice baby goats, while you wear a hat, and you throw it into a trash can. Steve Jobs will get it in the night and then he will feed your family.

Steve jobs is almighty and he FEEDS YOUR FAMILY!

All who aren't with steve jobs are fountain logic thinkers.

Steve Jobs is my life, and he gives me good food.

by Burninjoker December 17, 2010

mount st joes

school full of hott ladiesss

that mount hott was hottt

by YU March 2, 2005

Jobsolete

What happens to your techno shit when Steve Jobs of Apple Computer announces a new product.

Did you see Steve Jobs just announced the new iPod cock sucker?

Yeah, I bought one a few months ago for $300 and it's already Jobsolete!!

by Eric_79 September 19, 2007

Jan Jobs

is when a Jan receives a hand job

there's Jan again getting Jan Jobs

so Jan i heard your girlfriend gave you a hand job?

Jan: "oh ya you mean Jan job"

by Self Titled July 20, 2011