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homiesexual

the dumbest thing ever that isnt real
guy 1: im homiesexual
guy 2: actually just stfu thats so annoying
by sammyhamham January 21, 2022
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yo i like kids!

bro thats homiesexual
by ecasadfadsf January 28, 2022
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That one friend in the group called. Acts very sus around homies.
No Dan, leave his ass alone, you cant touch him like that. Stop being Homiesexual.
by Marcos Cuevas February 3, 2022
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That one friend called Dan in the group that is highly attracted to the boys.
Stop touching his ass already. It inappropriate to be homiesexuals in public.
by Marcos Cuevas February 3, 2022
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A person who is gay around their homies but say they are homiesexual instead
My homies and I are homiesexual
by Yeehawmate February 7, 2022
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having sexual/ romantic feelings or desires for you homies (friends). common among middle school boys from the ages 12-14.
friend 1: hey sexy
random person: thats gay
friend 2 (who friend 1 was talking to): no hes homiesexual
by lexium999 February 7, 2022
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When straight males who are very good friends say vaguely homosexual things to each other, not to express physical attraction or any romantic love towards each other, but as a means by which to show a simple appreciation in an ironic fashion.

Oddly enough, it is seen as “gayer” for a straight male to be forward about unironic non-sexual love for their friends than it is to say something disingenuously homosexual to get the same point across without actually saying it.
Friend 1: “It’s really fuckin hot in here.”

Friend 2: “Well, don’t take your shirt off, it’ll just get hotter.”

Friend 1: “Oh, you on that homiesexual type beat.”

Friends 1 & 2: *laughter*

Both friends know the comment is not genuine, but they appreciate it for what it is, which is deeply ironic and has a lot of variability. It’s not actually gay nor is it meant to be taken that way. It’s a genuine unrelated appreciation wrapped in disingenuous joke comment.
by PoopMan9k March 3, 2022
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