Glad-Handing

To offer masturbatory assistance. Used in leu of the term reach-around.

i.e. After glad-handing my boss I got a massive pay raise.

by LanciferX August 10, 2010

handispaz

a handispaz is from spacker and handicap and is just a way of saying you very stupid handicap

Jonny was sick of given a blumpkin to a handispaz

by jiiiiimy August 15, 2009

handipoop

Taking a poop in the handicapped stall.

"Erika just handipooped."

"Adam, just take a handipoop if there aren't any stalls open."

"My handipoop clogged the toilet."

Also see poop

by Large Pooper July 14, 2010

handicapped-scooters

a motorized vehicle in which the fat, or mobidly obese people ride so that they dont have to use their legs, so they pretend to have the Black Plague or any other ancient flipping disease, to get carted around because all that mcdonalds,burgerking,and food from a mexican on the side of the road,named pablo gave then some deepfried shit that caused them to get this way , if they stood up im pretty sure now only would their ankles shatter but the devil might experiance his own hell!

example cant be blank... well now its not! handicapped-scooters

by nikoli2142 April 3, 2011

handiversary

The annual celebration of the first time you pleasured yourself with your hand (AKA jerked it).

I'm going to get myself a new bottle of lotion to celebrate my handiversary.

by Jam1234567890 February 12, 2014

Handitarded

To be at retarded and handicapped but you want to be politically correct about it. Handicapped and retarded all at once.

You should've seen the ke$ha concert last night, that girl is handitarded.

by Smiling ginger February 27, 2014

Handifapped

The inability to masturbate under normal conditions.

Simtex cannot masturbate by memory or while standing up; He is obviously handifapped.

by Trypto May 25, 2014