Guard Toad

An unattractive friend accompanies an attractive friend on a night out. The purpose of this arrangement is to prevent the attractive friend from making poor decisions regarding suitors. The guard toad is by definition, the target of the wingman.

Hey girl, I'd really like to hook up with Jarvis but I can't get by his guard toad Darren.

by Jockeygrrl March 27, 2022

Nine Guard

A little foam ring that was put around the number nine on older cellphones, before we used flip-phones.
This was used to avoid accidentally calling 911 while the phone was in your pocket.
Fire stations used to give them out for free.

"Whats that thing peeling off your phone?"
"Its my nine guard, it won't stick"

by Lovelytoes May 18, 2009

Coast Guarding

Motor boating a female or females for an extended period of time. Usually after hours and with women who have large breasts.

Dude, I was Coast Guarding last night with those chicks from the party. I wish I had a life preserver...

by EdwinNoses November 5, 2012

arizona guardrail

A driver giving a passenger "road head"
That results in a car wreck.

Jessica realized her daughter's innocence was gone when she passed the scene of her daughter's Arizona Guardrail!

by Larry Teach August 23, 2017

The Sand Guardian

A guardian of the sand who is so powerful that even Poseidon quivers before him.

Sand Guardian: I am The Sand Guardian, Guardian of The Sand!

Person: POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!

...

Sand Guardian (yelling at ocean): FUCK OFF!

by Fire Tongue December 2, 2020

The Golden Guard

(Adjective;) a teen in desperate need of attention and emotional support and love.

Dude, you need therapy, you're giving me vibes of The Golden Guard.

by BeeBoiBeeThem October 1, 2022

Coast Guard

The hardest working and most important of the United States' 5 armed services, performing search & rescue, drug and illegal immigrant interdiction, as well as port security.

Dude, the US Coast Guard is the coolest fucking service ever!!

by LT JG Neffson September 3, 2004