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Graffeces

The age-old art form of leaving poop stains in the shitter.
My wife often leaves poop-stains in the toilet. One day she called me at work and said that the poop stain bandit had struck again and I asked her if it was an act of graffeces? Needless to say it stuck, LOL.
by Poop Stains Hoenie August 30, 2009
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Chicago Graffiti

n., v.
The act of, when an upper decker is rendered impractical or impossible (e.g. when said toilet has no water tank), taking a dump on the toilet seat.
noun: Dude! I just laid a Chicago Graffiti in the hotel bathroom.
verb: I Chicago Graffiti'd all over that seat!
by ChiGuy75 May 31, 2010
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graffiti

Thoughtless, callous, and spiteful scribbling of a moronic, ugly, most often politically or artistically meaningless, and often illegible tag on public property, be it the sidewall of a residential apartment or the security grate of a storefront, done by witless adolescents who are hell-bent on keeping their ghetto neighborhood a shthole, or vindictively transforming more pleasant neighborhoods to such.
Gee, all that graffiti "art" makes the South Bronx look really nice, doesn't it? There's a real batch of fcking Michalangelo's at work down there. Write on your own sh!t, azzholes.
by slapfist February 21, 2008
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Graffenberg Spot

1. A myth, often told to mislead teens.

2. A lie, used to cover up the awesome power of the mighty Clitasaurus rex.

3. An awkwardly sought after source of female pleasure that does not exist.
John spent many painful hours searching for Jane's Graffenberg Spot before calling in Mythbusters for assistance.
by tap-pat January 7, 2009
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graffiti

Vandalism of public property in the form of words or pictures, often with spray paint or magic marker.

Usually contains tags, the artist's name, to mark his/her or his/her group's territory. Graffiti also contains messages of rebellion, anarchy, promotion of drug use and racial hatred.

Writing is almost always stylized and is commonly written in large bubble letters or twisted lines that overlap each other and contain sharp serifs.
Did you see that mad graffiti down by James and King?

Yeah that shit's tight! Musta taken him all night.
by Bluehawk December 28, 2005
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graffitits

Photographed breasts which have obviously been air-brushed. Modern usage includes digital image editing techniques (ie. photoshopping).
Pete: Check out this month's centerfold!
Repete: Fool, I can't get chubby off those graffitits.
by mudmudhug February 5, 2009
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Facebook Graffiti

The act of going onto someones wall on Facebook to post random ideas/topics or things that mean nothing at all.
Dude, that weird guy keeps Facebook Graffiti 'ing you. I think he likes you.
by Drakenfire May 3, 2010
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