gert mint

UmMm, Gert Is actually a sentance filler and mint means like.."reli cool"

Alex: Oh Mi Ga Chloe! Did you see that?!?!
Chloe: Yeah! It was gert mint wunt it!

by Alex February 25, 2005

Dirtie Gertie

The dirtie is the item within the gertie, the gertie being pants, or other types of clothing worn on the legs. The dirtie can be big or small, depending on the person, and depending on the gertie they are wearing. A dirtie gertie may also be a person who is being homosexual in various ways, or who carries the name David. Do not be mean to a dirtie gertie, for they, yet small and weak, will one day hurt your dirtie in ways your gertie cannot explain.

That dirtie gertie punched me in the dirtie so i took his gertie and wrapped it around his dirtie til he lost circulation in his dirtie. Then he ripped my gertie so i called him a dirtie nergie.

by Harry Gertie September 9, 2007

geertz

To ejaculate in the midst of deep play.

That bitch had such thick description, I geertzed all over her titties.

by everyday847 April 26, 2010

Gerthquake

The feeling and/or sound that follows after a large person takes a tumble.

Our class lecture was interupted after we felt the gerthquake from our obese english teacher the floor above us.

by BDove March 22, 2011

Gertruding

The act of gertruding is the art of ignoring your best friend for a Gertrude

Hey jack! Stop gertruding me, bro’s before hoe’s

by Iwhiteey June 13, 2019

Gert Jimbob

a legend

Person: Yo' Gert Jimbob, you're a legend!
Gert Jimbob: ye

by Gert Jimbob November 5, 2019

Gert

A sudden, fart-like burst of wind released from the nose when attempting to contain laughter.

The joke was so funny that it made Lisa gert.

by Timbobmak2020 August 15, 2020