Glorgy

Glorgy is a combined definition of:
Gloomy, gross and ugly

My eyes look glorgy today

by SadLlamaOnTheStreet August 24, 2020

Gloria Jean's

A coffee shop franchise with branches all around the world. Rivalled by Starbucks. They sell a variety of coffees and an array of snacks within their branches. Their stores always smell rich with coffee, and the decor is warm, contrary to the slick, almost scentless Starbucks. Personally, i reccommend their lattes.

My friend Lauren and i plan on going to Gloria Jean's this afternoon. I usually have a latte or a iced mocha mint bomb, while she favors a wild berry chiller.

by barely.conscious September 29, 2006

Gloriffic

A cross between glorious and horrifically-good

Adam: have you downloaded the new PES demo?
Nicky: i have not
Adam: i recommend it, its gloriffic.

by adamtheturtle October 15, 2009

Glorch

verb ; to dwell in a state of individually described comfort while rejecting accepted archtypes

Gator 1 - Would you like to go to the park today?

Gator 2 - No. I would rather glorch.

by glorchinggator July 30, 2010

glorgasmic

Verb: When something is both glorious and orgasmic it melds into a single entity of a word; glorgasmic.

Man this ice cream is better than fantastic. It's glorgasmic!

by RizzleNation February 27, 2011

Glorified Shit

When some one before you took a stinky shit in a bathroom and try to clear it up with febreeze, but the shit is stink that the combination of the two smells make it and even worse smell

Ahhh Man! That guy just left a Glorified Shit!

by theabsolutenerd October 14, 2014

Glorbulant

Describing a shape like a very round, fat sphere or pear, usually in regards to a person or animal. Generally derived from the words globe and orb, and similar to corpulent.

"That cat is so glorbulant... It must weigh nearly 30 lbs."

by Caperlily December 31, 2016