Forgetting

Used to replace fucking in a sentance, just like in the Cee Lo Green song "Forget you", replacing the version "Fuck you", and in the SNL skit.

Q: Did you hear tomorrow everyone is ditching work.
A: No way! You gotta be forgetting kidding me.

by Pinkymona January 18, 2011

forget me nots

drugs that make you black out like xanax klonopin and valiums

dude he took a whole hand full of forget me nots then pounded liquor... hes not gonna remember a damn thing

by prodigyice February 15, 2010

forgetard

When some one is constantly reminded of a medial task or process and always forgets it. Then becomes belligerent and defensive and accuses the person who is reminding them of hiding or withholding the information from them, hence sounding retarded.

In the workplace you usually find them in management positions and is a natural progression to micromanagement.

Person: Hey Boss, why don't you use your computer to track the shipments?
Forgetard: I am in charge around here and you have never shown me how to do THAT!?!
Person: Sure I have just hit F4 like I showed you Monday.
Forgetard: You have never shown me that, things are going to change around here! All further shipments, sales figures and customer interaction must go through and be approved by me. You are not to be trusted!

by mishthefish September 9, 2009

Osama bin Forgotten

Osama bin Laden. From what is effectively US policy towards the supposed mastermind of the September 11 attacks.

He was Osama bin Laden. Now he is Osama bin Forgotten.

by Fearman August 14, 2007

Forget about it

New York term for:"No comment" or "I would rather not say".
Usually sounds like "Forgedaboudit" and spoken slightly loud to put an end to the subject.

Vinnie: So Guido, how much money did you make at the race track yesterday?
Guido: Forget about it!

by thedzone October 17, 2009

I forgor

A term gay people use. it usually means “Spread my cheeks apart and lick the *peanut butter*”

gay pornstar: i forgor
gay pornstar2: say no more
*proceeds to turn the sheets brown*

by NxMuRdA July 27, 2021

Net Forget

Net Forget is a person who frequently goes on a website to do something, but completely forgets his/her original intention due to the overwhelming amount of information on the internet.

I was on Wikipedia the other day, trying to look up Jay-Z, but I'm such a Net Forget, I ended up looking at cat pictures.

by return_null September 6, 2015