Like a Dutch oven, but with solid feces. Usually involving taking a dump on the other person's chest.
I pulled the covers up last night with the intention of giving her a Dutch oven, but then I just shat everywhere. I didn't want to waste it, so I just gave her a full Filipino oven.
by hotmales55 March 17, 2015
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Shelley: Yeah, I did. He's gorgeous.
Janyce: Agreed. Those Filipino men.
Shelley: Yeah, I did. He's gorgeous.
Janyce: Agreed. Those Filipino men.
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover April 10, 2022
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A person living in the Philippines. Zucc's pets. Addicted to talking about love. They get boners talking 'bout those. Those highschool normies listening to "Dalagang Filipina", they like being cheesy "cool rappers". They act like Tiktok f-boys. They like to act like drunken tambays. They can be clever esp. when teasing. If PH kids just see any small romantic relation between 2 opposite genders they say "AYEEEEEEEEEEE"ear-piercingly. They like drama & gossiping, it gets them excited. They like having fun like bonding in malls and chatting in jeepneys. They like messaging in group chats more than calling.
They are too hospitable cuz' they like seeing foreigners come to the country. The topic "Philippines" is an icebreaker to them. Everything Filipino they see, they overtalk about it. They like recognition. If you speak English fluently, they get "nosebleeds" and they think you're just trying to be posh. They overpronounce words. For instance they pronounce chocolate, "chocoelayt". But at least they're bilingual. Rice is in every meal. And every meal is like a feast, they eat until they're full.
Our personalities are like a mix of Mexicans and East Asians. But we have our own great values like religiousness, hardwork, and kindness (unless if you hurt us). They can also be resourceful but sometimes there is such a thing called manana and ningas-kugon. The best one of all is pride. These are obviously just stereotypes so sorry if you get hurt (I am also Filipino).
They are too hospitable cuz' they like seeing foreigners come to the country. The topic "Philippines" is an icebreaker to them. Everything Filipino they see, they overtalk about it. They like recognition. If you speak English fluently, they get "nosebleeds" and they think you're just trying to be posh. They overpronounce words. For instance they pronounce chocolate, "chocoelayt". But at least they're bilingual. Rice is in every meal. And every meal is like a feast, they eat until they're full.
Our personalities are like a mix of Mexicans and East Asians. But we have our own great values like religiousness, hardwork, and kindness (unless if you hurt us). They can also be resourceful but sometimes there is such a thing called manana and ningas-kugon. The best one of all is pride. These are obviously just stereotypes so sorry if you get hurt (I am also Filipino).
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by xercmercus July 6, 2019
Get the Filipino mug.after the completion of sloppy anal sex, feces remaining on the penis of the "painter" is smeared on the back of the recipient. It is then "white washed" with the semen of the painter.
Two hours after eating at Taco Bell, and fifteen minutes into some hot anal action, Ramone puled out and gave that whore a Filipino paint job.
by rmarion February 25, 2010
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Get the Filipino mug.Garret: "Dude, Sara gave me a Filipino Bacon Wrap last night. It was so awesome."
Spencer: "Nice, what kind of bacon was it?"
Garret: "Canadian cock bacon."
Spencer: "Nice, what kind of bacon was it?"
Garret: "Canadian cock bacon."
by VoodooSoup December 18, 2010
Get the Filipino Bacon Wrap mug.Filipinos always think that ABS-CBN is better than GMA, or vice-versa. Either way, it's pointless and stupid to argue about stuff like that. Both stations suck, anyway.
by papasmith June 2, 2010
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