farknart

A school way of saying "fuck this shit"

Teacher: "Class the test is 50 questions. You have 25 minutes to finish."
Student: "Farknart"

by The_Sharkeisha February 20, 2014

farklepuff

A group of 4 or more men get in a line and bend over asses in face. And then the first one farts and the other guy breathes it in and then farts and breathes it in to the next guy and continues. Yes we hold the record of 15 farts.

Mannn that party hada great farklepuff. Five people including a piece of stirophone in which you can use at your own desire.

by Weiner's December 31, 2014

firkantulere

Norwegian word for pressing the square button on your controller

¨You have to firkantulere to takle the FIFA player¨

¨Du må firkantulere for å takle FIFA spilleren¨

by Firbrimann November 28, 2018

Farkle

How Donald L. rolls

It's Donald's turn to farkle.

by Alteroak February 14, 2019

Farkenledgical

When something is confusing but still somehow makes sense

That lecture on female anatomy was pretty farkenledgical.

by YeetBruvvok January 18, 2019

firkytoodle

n. A canoodle, an affectionate kiss and cuddle.

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Darling, are you up for a firkytoodle after the cricket match? Could be ripping fun.

So, in four days unless it rains? Yeah, I guess I could pencil you in.

by gnostic3 March 5, 2020

Farking foul

Farking foul is to express one’s disappointment or displeasure at a situation where a better outcome was expected.

Guy 1: no surf today. It’s flat as a tack.

Guy 2: that’s farking foul

by Surfguy July 7, 2020