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A group of 4 or more men get in a line and bend over asses in face. And then the first one farts and the other guy breathes it in and then farts and breathes it in to the next guy and continues. Yes we hold the record of 15 farts.

Mannn that party hada great farklepuff. Five people including a piece of stirophone in which you can use at your own desire.

farklepuff by Weiner's December 31, 2014

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fagglepuff

An insult used to emasculate men. It combines two of the greatest oppositions to hetero-males, homosexuality and things that are cute and fluffy. It is most effective against males who claim to be heterosexual, yet engage frequently in questionable acts, and least effective against those who are actually gay.

Today, I caught my brother using my eyeliner.
Fagglepuff.

fagglepuff by Linalin January 30, 2009

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facklebuff

When you shit and/or cum your pants, then push a infant or elderly person down a flight of stairs.

"This old bitch scared me so I pulled a facklebuff"

facklebuff by Lo Vencox December 12, 2023

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Fucklepuff

When you're facing fucking someone with your jeans on and your belt bunkle leaves an imprint on their forehead.

Dude, I just gave her the fucklepuff last night.

Fucklepuff by EaglesNest57 May 11, 2025

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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