Definitions by Surfguy

SGS 

A mup

SGS is a mup

SGS by Surfguy October 15, 2021

Dirty John 

When you empty a milo tin, leave a steaming turd at the bottom then refill the tin with milo.

I just gave the milo tin a dirty John. Can’t for the lads to enjoy their ‘hot chocolate’.

Dirty John by Surfguy September 13, 2020

Dirty dan 

A variant on the Johnny Holmes crossover. While nailing a chick from behind, instead of grabbing the chicks arse, the guy grabs his elbows and raises his arms above his head. He then does the look away to the nonexistent camera in the corner of the room.

The dirty dan move is so cool. They should do a movie about it

Dirty dan by Surfguy September 13, 2020

Farking foul 

Farking foul is to express one’s disappointment or displeasure at a situation where a better outcome was expected.

Guy 1: no surf today. It’s flat as a tack.

Guy 2: that’s farking foul

Farking foul by Surfguy July 7, 2020