Surfguy's definitions

Farking foul

Farking foul is to express one’s disappointment or displeasure at a situation where a better outcome was expected.

Guy 1: no surf today. It’s flat as a tack.

Guy 2: that’s farking foul

by Surfguy July 7, 2020

Dirty John

When you empty a milo tin, leave a steaming turd at the bottom then refill the tin with milo.

I just gave the milo tin a dirty John. Can’t for the lads to enjoy their ‘hot chocolate’.

by Surfguy September 13, 2020

Dirty dan

A variant on the Johnny Holmes crossover. While nailing a chick from behind, instead of grabbing the chicks arse, the guy grabs his elbows and raises his arms above his head. He then does the look away to the nonexistent camera in the corner of the room.

The dirty dan move is so cool. They should do a movie about it

by Surfguy September 13, 2020

SGS

A mup

SGS is a mup

by Surfguy October 15, 2021