The theory that Elvis Presley did not die from taking a shit nor drugs, but instead died from a heart attack after someone found him jerkin his wang. The story is that Elvis Presley had a boner and didn't want it to show, so he told everyone he had to go take a shit and would be back. So he went into the stall, but forgetting to lock the stall's door, he started grasping that pecker. Someone else came in having to take a really bad shit and coincidentally opened the stall door of the stall that Elvis was in. Elvis was so embarrassed that he had a heart attack. Later, Elvis's manager payed off the media to make up a fake story so Elvis wouldn't be thought of as a loser.
Person 1: Dude, it would suck to die getting caught cheating on your wife or jacking off.
Person 2: I read this really weird article somewhere named "Elvis Conspiracy Theory" that said that Elvis Presley died jacking off, that really had to have sucked.
Person 1: Yea, it must've.
Person 2: I read this really weird article somewhere named "Elvis Conspiracy Theory" that said that Elvis Presley died jacking off, that really had to have sucked.
Person 1: Yea, it must've.
by WhiteBlank November 15, 2011
a tasty kind of weed. it killed elvis cause its so damn good. if you hear that its going around you town, snatch that shit, no gimmicks. then let me know so i can get my fingers on it too@! Mmmm its so green and has these little yellow hairs all over it and it looks like it got rained on by thc.
Joe: You want some of the shit that killed elvis?
Me: Nigga I been a fiend of the shit that killed elvis since you picked it up last week!
Me: Nigga I been a fiend of the shit that killed elvis since you picked it up last week!
by Rai Bai Bai October 14, 2008
When you lose an argument and don’t want to accept you were wrong, so you respond with a ridiculous statement that makes it look like you were right all along. Originated when Brandon said “Dorian listens to black music when he listens to rock” and Dorian, who lost the argument, responded with “Elvis wasn’t black”. Elvis is widely known as the king of rock n roll.
Edward: You seriously think you won’t suffocate under an avalanche??!
Dorian: No man, it’s literally just snow, melt it with your warm breath!
Edward: You’re fucking stupid if you believe that.
Narrator: Edward just got Elvis Wasn’t Black’d
Dorian: No man, it’s literally just snow, melt it with your warm breath!
Edward: You’re fucking stupid if you believe that.
Narrator: Edward just got Elvis Wasn’t Black’d
by Twhopper February 18, 2021
A superfluous flap or nodule of skin on a girl's anus. Comes from an incident where I misheard a friend refering to such a skin flap while reviewing a porno movie. I have no idea what she really said...I was laughing too hard to find out. Now in fairly common usage.
by Char H January 08, 2006
A derogatory term used by high school and college age rednecks from South Dakota to refer to a colorfully dressed punk of any sexual orientation with sideburns.
"Hey, pussy faggot Elvis! Get yer pretty little girl and yer pretty little car and get the fuck outta Custer!"
(*actual quote used on a friend in Custer, South Dakota)
(*actual quote used on a friend in Custer, South Dakota)
by Char H January 08, 2006
by Destielover January 08, 2018
Meaning the show/event has ended, this comes from the announcements that used to be made at the end of musician Elvis's concerts in order to get fans to leave the arena. Now we use this term anytime an event has ended.
Cindy: OHHHH, YEAHHH, OUUHHH, FUCK ME, CUM ON ME BABY!!!
Jacob (cums): Elvis has left the building (collapses on the floor).
Jacob (cums): Elvis has left the building (collapses on the floor).
by papermachete November 03, 2005