Talk to Elvis 

A way of excusing ones self to go to the bathroom. Derived from the location where Elvis took his final breath and also a scene in "True Romance", starring Christian Slater, where he talks to Elvis' ghost in the bathroom. Commonly used by people who can appreciate Elvis as a singer and find humor in his lifestyle. So far, hipsters haven't caught on to the phrase, which is a good thing.

Johnny Lockjaw, after having a few beers at the local gin joint, "Oh man, I gotta go talk to Elvis"
Auf Deutsch, "Ich mochte bitte mit Elvis Sprechen"

Talk to Elvis by Oh Welles September 15, 2008

red elvis 

laying on the train tracks in an elvis suit with a bloody ass from being fucked hard

walking to school we saw a red elvis

red elvis by terin November 12, 2006

Shit that Killed Elvis 

Referring to anything and everything that is awesome.

Most commonly reffering to alcohol, weed, pills, or anything else that will get you jacked up.

This Jager is the shit that kill Elvis.

Omg, that pot was most definitly the shit that killed Elvis.

Shit that Killed Elvis by syndrath April 15, 2009

I am [Elvis]

(Eye Em Ell-Visss) Phrase. (1) The act of feeling sick while on the toilet and both deficating and vomiting at the same time. (2) A person who is so fat that they sweat at all times for no reason. (3) You when you become a Washed up lounge singer who just died on the shitter.

1) Dude, I am Elvis, I shouldn't have eatin' 13 tacos and drank a case of Schlitz.
2) I am Elvis, I'm soaked and I'll I did was watch Dr. Phil for an hour.
3) I am Elvis! (As my soul hovers over my lifeless body crumpled up on the toilet with a Maxim in one hand and a cheesburger in the other).

I am [Elvis] by SirIsaacHillary September 22, 2005

black velvet elvis 

anything old and exceeding tacky, yet somehow still compelling and cool. Originally, a painting of "The King" done on black velvet using da-glo paint. Any preNAFTA kitsch sourced from Tijuana street vendors.

Dude: "Wow! That plaster pink flamingo is bitchin'! I want it!"
Bernie: "Yeah, that's a 'black velvet elvis' if I've ever seen one!"

black velvet elvis by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 24, 2009

Las Vegas Elvis 

A vintage sex move the baby boomers used (so you know its effective) where the man gyrates like Elvis during intercourse while singing Viva Las Vegas at the top of his lungs. During climax one also screams, "Elvis has LEFT the building!" Rhinestone costumes are not required but encouraged.

"The Las Vegas Elvis will have your lady squirming and moving faster than ever."

Las Vegas Elvis by Dar-B March 23, 2013

pull an elvis 

Leaving a gathering or party without saying goodbye to anyone, as Elvis used to do it his concerts. “Ladies and Gentlemen, we regret to inform you, Elvis has left the building!”

I couldn’t take the drunken nonsense any longer, so I decided to pull an Elvis.

pull an elvis by JustMe1369 June 3, 2019