by bluebanana1212 November 14, 2017
Get the dildomug. To dildo, to penetrate ones self with a dildo.
So instead of saying im masturbating you can now say i am dildoing
So instead of saying im masturbating you can now say i am dildoing
by theduchess22 October 24, 2019
Get the dildomug. by goldfiishie September 4, 2009
Get the DILDOmug. A rubber penis, (pen-ile) of the Male genetalia, formed to pleasure the opposite sex (women) or if your a gay fag (male). I assume that you would shove it up your asshole but in cases...if your gay you might as well shove it up the vagina that you currently have.
The gay homosexual faggot, shoved a dildo up his ass
The virgin woman "marry" stuck a dildo into her so called, sagging vagina.
Oh and a dildo has balls, unlike J.B. (justin bieber)
The virgin woman "marry" stuck a dildo into her so called, sagging vagina.
Oh and a dildo has balls, unlike J.B. (justin bieber)
by TheOneWhoFucksAll June 30, 2010
Get the dildomug. by o ya come on June 17, 2009
Get the dildomug. The piece of silicon your bitch is using when shes thinking or Michel b Jordan at night after you give her your mediocre shrimp dick making her wonder why shes with you .
"why you using that dildo babe we just had sex" (her) "yeah for like 2 seconds you limp dick bastard "
by nellyboi December 3, 2018
Get the dildomug. When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.
When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.
James was so so horny, but was tired of jerking off and wanted some non-gay anal, so he went outside to gather the perfect dildo stick. Turns out, sanitizer burns your ass.
James was so so horny, but was tired of jerking off and wanted some non-gay anal, so he went outside to gather the perfect dildo stick. Turns out, sanitizer burns your ass.
by WhoDatFreshBoi July 16, 2018
Get the Dildo Stickmug.