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cunstipation

The act of a female missing their period.
"Bitch, you got cunstipation?! I'm too young to be a father!"
by Fupa Troopa January 19, 2010
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constitution

The greatest form of writing to ever exist. It is the only true thing that shows how much freedom we're supposed to be having in the USA. However, dumbasses like George W. Bush have never even looked at it and conservatives think they can change it around to meet their own selfish needs and beliefs.
Too bad our president isn't doing things that are said in the Constitution.
by weirdgirl August 20, 2003
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constitution party

United States 3rd Party

Originally called the Taxpayers Party, the Constitution Party’s name was coined in 1999, but technically founded in 1992.

The Constitution party’s platform consists of strong social conservatism, mostly Laissez-Faire Capitalism, and a non-interventionist (or isolationist to detractors) stance on foreign policy.

Like practically every 3rd party in the United States, the Constitution Party has improved their takings in the 2004 presidential election.

Official Website of the US Constitution Party
http://www.constitutionparty.com/
Contrary to the beliefs of adolescent anarchists the Constitution Party has nothing to do with Fascism; however it is religious, but not so much more than the Republican Party. The CP does not believe America was founded on Religion, but on specific Bible principles.
by David J M July 16, 2008
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constitution

George W Bush: "That constitution makes great toilet paper!"
by God October 12, 2003
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Daily Constitutional

Taking a crap; unloading; a person's "daily"
John always made sure he was alone before indulging in his daily constitutional. It was either this or risk embarrassment.
by smashingblonde January 1, 2011
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constipational law

A law of physics that states, "when one's rectal hole is plugged, fecal matter will accumulate until critical mass is achieved and a nuclear explosion will result, provided the rectal hole is not relieved."
Oh man, constipational law dictates that I tell you it's been nice knowing you and I always thought your house and car were beautiful...but BLAMO!!!!
by darthenstein February 2, 2014
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Constipationary

Food that makes you constipated
I would eat that packet of chips, but they are too constipationary
by o[ikoujyluj June 22, 2020
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