Guy 1: Sonia looks good of Facebook tonite
Guy 2: yeah but she looks like she needs to take a shit tho
Sonia: Constipated duckface!
Guy 2: yeah but she looks like she needs to take a shit tho
Sonia: Constipated duckface!
by djtimyd January 08, 2018
is when 3 people are in an act of sex when one eats laxitivs and then the other person puts their dick up then asshole and waits while the other person puts thier mouth under the asshole and wait for the dick to be pulled out like a dam breaking and the water pouring out. when the diaria pouring into the mouth they swallow it.
german constipation
by minecraft bruv October 05, 2019
when shit gets stuck in your ass and it hurts to take a dump (it hurts like all hell is breaking loose)
by usrite April 19, 2019
constipated chicken
by bb8r2d2starwarsgeek March 15, 2016
A condition that is developed by keeping one's own opinions to oneself as to not "rock the boat." Especially common for those who keep their opinion's to themselves on social media, often writing paragraphs of opinions in response to others, only to delete them to avoid a war with friends. This condition becomes especially unhealthy when developing ignorant friend circles and being exposed to ludicrous shit on a constant basis.
Heather became opinionatedly constipated after making friends with idiots on Facebook during a presidential election season.
by HastaCare February 07, 2016
the dance move of a slow twerk that resembles a constipated cat that is trying to push out a hard shit that arches and retracts it’s back while pursing it’s lips.
“Omg she’s doing the Constipated Cat!”
by chihuahuacheese07 August 20, 2023
The painful lingering feeling resulting from laughter that’s caused by some ass hole trying to impress people who ride upon him/her like a horse, with a joke that they try so hard to laugh at, butt try so hard they sound like they are squeezing their esophagus like that of an intestine.
Ass hole: “blah blah” (probably trying to belittle somebody or desecrate something)
Plebs/pions: *as their throat tightens to the point of suffocation* “bahahahaha hehehehe whowhowhowho” <— the resulting constipated laughter of something that’s only wanna be funny
Me:omg somebodies gona lay something with that kinda level contraction.
Plebs/pions: *as their throat tightens to the point of suffocation* “bahahahaha hehehehe whowhowhowho” <— the resulting constipated laughter of something that’s only wanna be funny
Me:omg somebodies gona lay something with that kinda level contraction.
by Seriously silly South July 11, 2021