cockintheface

Sweet, sweet, oral pleasure for the menfolks...from the woman's/gay lover's perspective.

I haven't had enough cockintheface lately.

by Hedder November 5, 2005

Dead Clocking

Killing time.

Im at the house Dead Clocking until my girlfriend gets off work.

by Sirius. June 20, 2011

Shelf cooking

Shelf cooking is a phrase coined by blogger, YouTuber, and TV personality Jordan Page, which describes the act of making meals starting First with ingredients you already have in your fridge, freezer, or pantry. You only buy ingredients from the store to supplement those meals-Not the other way around!

Our pantry is really stocked so for the month of May we will be shelf cooking!

by BriELeigh June 1, 2018

Corking

Pouring juice into ones anal cavity, then corking it with a butt plug, allowing the juice to firment into wine.

"Wow I'm thirsty but we drank all the wine"
"I got you man. I've been corking all week."

by Rab1s September 13, 2016

cooking up a storm

to "really" know how to cook i.e. to "throw" down in the kitchen. Also to season each dish with love using the best and right amount of ingredients.

Grandma was in there cooking up a storm preparing for Christmas dinner.

by GoodGoode January 2, 2010

cooking with grease

factually stating something, especially when relating to past experiences, in a non-offensive way in order to try to slightly sway someone's opinion.

"Now, we are cooking with grease." (as in, "Now, we are getting somewhere!")

by thebrightside137 March 29, 2015

Cooking show

A game or a competition that's rigged in favor of one party over the others.

FIBA Asia 2015 finals is a cooking show. Those referees surely received a handsome sum of money.

by Nctpp November 19, 2015