clydesdale scale

a unit of measurement used to determine how ugly a girl is.

Person 1: "What was she on the Clydesdale Scale?"

Person 2: "What the F' is the Clydesdale Scale?"

Person 1: "That's when you see how many Clydesdales it takes to rip her face off!"

by huckinator June 19, 2004

Cliterage

Over exposure of a female's chest. This term is usually told by uneducated people.

That girl's small shirt shows alot of her Cliterage.

by Notmyrealname22 July 28, 2010

cluter

Adj. Conjugation of the words clever and cute.

That little boys' prank was cluter.

by wontonvandaloo June 2, 2011

cliterosexual

sexually aroused by the clitoris.

"He goes straight for my clit, he is cliterosexual."

"He goes straight for my clit, he is cliterosexual."

by MaverickAttack July 1, 2014

Cliterature

Erotic literature targeted at a female audience, typically masturbated to.

Oh yes! Fifty Shades of Grey is great cliterature!

by MyNameaBoratHowMuch? August 17, 2016

Clydesdoodle

An abnormally large larbordoodle dog that has the grace and swagger as a Clydesdale.

Sookie is going to be sooooo big! She's a clydesdoodle

by DarleneOliviaPope August 3, 2017

Cliterature

Erotic novels.

Johnny: What can I do to get you off?
Taylor: Read me some of that good cliterature bitch boy.

by Just Osmosis Jones October 1, 2017