Cheney (verb)

Based on Vice President Dick Cheney's statement to Sen. Leahy, this is defensible school-slang for "go fuck yourself" Can also be used as "go Cheney", in which case one can defend it by claiming to be making a political statement of support.

"Get out of my way" Bob told Sam. "Cheney" was all Sam said in reply.

The policeman told the skateboarders to leave the area. As they rolled away, one yelled over his shoulder "Go Cheney!"

by jengada August 21, 2004

Cheney

Neoconservative de facto leader of the United States from January 20, 2001 to January 20, 2009. His heart runs on batteries, therefore he is technically a zombie. Just like Osama Bin Laden, he has a tendency to disappear for months or years at a time, then suddenly return only when it is politically convenient for Republicans.

"George W. Bush was nothing but a figurehead, and Dick Cheney was in charge"

by JTBcat July 15, 2009

Cheney (verb)

To shoot someone in the face or to shoot on someone's face

He is going to Cheney (verb) you, and your face is going to be messed up.

Some people like to get cheneyed after giving head.

Cheneying can sting, especially if you get cheneyed in your eye.

by MrJonesy February 15, 2006

chewed my nuts

to recieve a bollocking or a dressing down, to have your nuts chewed or "he chewed my nuts off"

The boss called me into the office to chew my nuts.
he really went to to.wn and chewed my nuts off

by gasmixman January 14, 2006

Chewed and Glued

when your girlfriend is being an f-ing b- and won't shave her chachachi, one must go down on her while chewing gum, preferably bubbalicious due to its slightly larger size and stickiness, and "accidently" get it stuck in the fray - resulting in a messy situation, but a clean-shaven girlfriend the next day.

"Last night I chewed and glued my girlfriend and now she's smoother than a new born baby"

by Devine Broccolini April 25, 2008

chewer

someone who sucks a lot of penis. tends to be used by black males, used towards black females.

yea man. she a chewer!

by Lorenaa Babyy January 26, 2011

Dick Cheney

The Vice President (in name alone) of the United States and Georgy's puppeteer. Helped fabricate intelligence so innocent American troops could go and die for the Halliburton Corporation. Has no problem doing this despite arranging five deferments for himself during the Vietnam War. Also has the full support of the racist radical right despite having a lesbo daughter.

"When are these chronic heart attacks going to finally kill Dick Cheney? Maybe he can get five deferments from hell."

by Lazarus Ciccone December 11, 2004