The invariably brief/lengthy gap in time between posting a status on Facebook and receiving your first 'like' or comment. Due to the crushing pressures of Facebook social politics, the wait can be an unnerving, soul-destroying experience, with unliked statuses often driving the user into near-manic depressive states.
Guy: You okay man? You're shaking real bad.
Guy 2: Fucking facebook wait, man, I posted that quote a half hour ago and still nobody's commented. Can't fucking concentrate until I at least get 1 like.
Guy 2: Fucking facebook wait, man, I posted that quote a half hour ago and still nobody's commented. Can't fucking concentrate until I at least get 1 like.
by norepeat October 2, 2011
Get the facebook waitmug. when a guy who is not single is sexually attracted to a female friend, he starts to chat her up more. That way, when his relationship ends, he has another girl waiting for him. Therefore, the lady is in waiting.
Jen and I are going to break up soon, so I'm going to text Cindy. Maybe if we talk enough, she'll want me, and then when Jen dumps me I'll bone Cindy! I love having a lady in waiting.
by allisonslav January 28, 2010
Get the lady in waitingmug. What pops out when someone accidentally confesses things to you involuntarily due to your gypsy carney curse
Dave Grohl, MetaJennys incubus finally materials in her living room with A neceomancied Kurt contain after having quantum jumped to an alternate multiverse / 498 , ..." What ... Wait what?""you're here too"?they all scream in perfect synchrony as eminem sees wiz Khalifa and approx 74 other battlerappers naked together in a hot tub with one ogled chick.
by Icy3ragon eris38 pirate queen April 17, 2015
Get the Wait whatmug. 2- People that wait in line for new Apple technology.
2 - description of all the people that have ordered the new i-phone 3g from AT&T and are still waiting for delivery.
2 - description of all the people that have ordered the new i-phone 3g from AT&T and are still waiting for delivery.
by 3rd & Long August 14, 2008
Get the i-waitingmug. by weedgirl August 23, 2007
Get the just waitmug. by KnowYourMaths October 13, 2018
Get the Wait... what?mug. The near certainty that if you don't stand right outside the only stall in the bathroom, waiting for its occupant to finish, someone will slip in ahead of you once it's vacated. This is exacerbated by the equal certainty that your date will conclude you've slipped out the back door of the restaurant if you don't return to the table immediately and explain what's happening. It's a good reason to take a cell phone to the bathroom.
So this guy is taking forever to leave the stall, two other people are lined up outside the men's room, and my date calls my cell phone to say she's sure I have commitment issues. I tell her I'm on stall waiting, and I'll be back just as soon as possible.
by bglassman April 7, 2010
Get the stall waitingmug.