Tainted Buffet

Where the stripper Spins on the Dance Pole and diarrhea sprays in the faces of the audience!
This happened for real google it

I got a mouth full of her shit when the Stripper Tainted buffet the audience.

by Wintyer December 19, 2021

buffet salad

The act of eating a a vagina while the girl is taking a shit aka the male to female reversal of the blumpkin. The location of the defamacache is pure choice of comfort. Do not take this act likely as it is #forthegirls

You know he’s the one when he goes down on you after bad sushi and gives you a buffet salad.

by #heathlyeats2018 March 9, 2018

Buffet Sick

When you've eaten so much food at an all you can eat buffet that you're physically sick as a result.

Justin: That was a good meal.

James: Uhh. Yeah. But I ate so much food I think i'm going to be buffet sick.

Justin: Get it out the window! Out the window!

by sir_duke January 16, 2011

Buffet Squirrel

One who secretly packs away items from a buffet into a bag, purse, or satchel for later consumption.

example: Caleb was eying the plate of chocolate croissants before the last of them were emptied into the purse of the buffet squirrel .
Buffet Squirrel = Food Stealer

by Nathan Drack January 25, 2019

hot buffet

Similar to a hot lunch, a buffet involves the act of shitting, pissing and vomiting on your partners chest.

a steaming hot buffet

by verbatim April 8, 2005

Jimmy Buffetted

(1) Getting so drunk to the point that Jimmy Buffett music becomes palatable.

(2) Drinking with friends while listening to Jimmy Buffett music.

(1) Dan doesn't usually listen to Jimmy Buffett, but he was so Jimmy Buffetted last night that he enjoyed the music!

(2) Pat was getting Jimmy Buffetted last night with his friends while listening to Jimmy Buffet's song "Margaritaville".

by M Albury September 26, 2012

Buffet Juggernaut

An individual that cannot be stopped at any buffet. He is feared by restaraunt owners for his ability to destroy profitability.

The restaraunt owners new they were going to lose money when the buffet juggernaut walked through the door.

You leave now! You been here for hour!

by Lord Bismarck November 15, 2011