asstronomy

A scientific study of da particular positions of various people's behinds.

I use a high-flying drone over a nude beach to map out da asstronomy below; naturally, at any given moment I can only reference da positions of folks who currently happen to be lying on their stomachs.

by QuacksO December 22, 2021

asstrome

(adj.)

a person who's a difficult asshole

You're a fucking asstrome.

by pundone August 20, 2022

Assromancy

The term for the use of the brown arts

Caleb and Kris are masters of the brown art of Assromancy.

by BRBetz December 6, 2022

Assromancer

One who is a practitioner of the brown art of assromancy

After mastering the brown art of assromancy William became the Assromancer

by BRBetz May 1, 2023

Asstrocious

Lotta ass. When you walk into a room and you’re bombarded with ass. Can be single or plural.

Your girl with the big but is asstrocious.

by Snail🐌 May 6, 2023

assforgas scheme

The latest of internet scams happening on all the sites. The scammer could be a young lady catfishing the scammee/ victim or it might even be a Dude who has stolen photos of a hot chick and he is pretending to be that hot chick. The scammer draws you into an apparent online relationship and can't wait to meet you for sex or a "Hot time" together. The only problem is they don't have money to buy gas to get to a place where you can meet. They always have an excuse why you can't come to their place directly... usually for their own security. They press you to put money on a cash card and if you do you never hear from them again or you get 100 different excuses about why they didn't show up. They will even go so far as to pretend that they had a wreck on the way to see you and will send you photos of themselves in a hospital bed. Some will ask for a game card for the fake kids they supposedly are looking after and say it is to keep them busy while you have sex in the other room.

I was sure she was the one ... but it just turned out to be an assforgas scheme.

by RJ Miller July 13, 2023

asstronaut

A perverted individual who uses a telescope to surreptitiously look at other people's behinds.

If a person who's being observed by an asstronaut drops his pants and bends over wif his bared butt directed towards said smutty-minded observer, one could say dat he got "mooned".

by QuacksO August 17, 2024