apocolypse

A catastrophic event, which signals the begining of frenzied looting for no aparent reason.

Guy1: Dude, the worlds coming to the end.

Guy2: I always wanted a big screen.

by R-bomb August 10, 2005

apololyin

its when you apologize to a person but your lying at the same time

gurl 1: im sorry that i kissed your boyfriend
gurl 2: stop fakin,you apololyin to me!! i wasnt born yesterday

by sagiekins July 8, 2007

apologaholic

Some one who apologizes about everything even if they arn't at fault.

guy: "Ugh! my mom is being such a bitch!"

girl: "Oh, I'm sorry."

guy: "You apologize too much, you're an apologaholic."

girl: "I'm sorry."

by jetincredible April 21, 2009

apolocalypse

The derailment and complete destruction of a train carrying an entire polo team as well as the horses.

The four horsemen of the apolocalypse never saw it coming.

by Solasystym March 4, 2010

Apology Muffin

See pity fuck.

It didn't work out but at least I got an apology muffin.

by Yousmelllikewrong August 7, 2014

apology mayonaise

When you return a meal at a restaurant for having something on it you didn't want. But instead of making you a new meal item, they remove the item and try to cover it up with mayonaise

Instead of getting a new hamburger they just gave them apology mayonaise

by X3n7 April 17, 2015

apololingus

apology cunninlingus

she was mad at me so i gave her some apololingus

by Buenos Diaz December 7, 2018