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Industry averages

The averages of certain figures in a selected industry. Usually


•Gross profit percentage
•Net profit percentage
•Return of capital employed
We are below the industry averages.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
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Average Neighbor

A guy who lives next door to you, who you thought was very attractive at first glance. Then when you hang out with him, you realize that he is not hot, he is just average.
Average neighbor was mowing his lawn today!
by marleneyweenie June 24, 2009
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Average porn addict

Average porn addict is a derogatory term used to describe a personality or art style of someone (a majority of the time a minor) with a clear addiction to porn. Lovingly used to insult 14 year olds that can't help but draw blushing bulges on all of their furries or twelve year olds who can't go a second without talking about how horny they are and how it's just hormones.
*a crude drawing of a furry with big thighs and uncomfortable breasts; every part of the damn body is blushing*
-"Average porn addict art style"
by Xx_4$$h0l3_xX March 24, 2023
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Average American Derangement Syndrome

The idea that the average American citizen does not know how to take care of him/herself, and must follow, without question, any and all policies of the Obama administration, and anyone who doesn't is a racist. Peaceful protesters are likened to rowdy hordes, individuals who question their representative at a round table discussion are deemed traitors, any person who holds traditional beliefs of any kind is branded a fanatic, and most disgracefully brave war veterans are labeled as extremists.
Some examples of Average American Derangement Syndrome:

-The Democratic National Committee wrote, "Republicans and their allied groups...are inciting angry mobs of a small number of rabid right wing extremists funded by K Street lobbyists to disrupt thoughtful discussions about the future of health care in America taking place in Congressional districts across the country."

-The Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, stated, "They (protesters) are carrying swastikas and symbols like that to a town meeting on healthcare."

-Jennifer Crider, spokesperson for the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, stated, "Conservative activists don't want to have a conversation. They want to disrupt."

-Representative Gerry Connolly, a Democrat from Virginia and president of the freshman Democrats in Congress, stated that right-wing groups are moving the healthcare debate to "a dangerous level" by using false facts to create anger. He said, "When you look at the fervor of some of these people who are all being whipped up by the right-wing talking heads on Fox, to me, you're crossing a line. They're inciting people to riot with just total distortions of facts."
by jmhoffer August 29, 2009
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average penis length

Your dick should be 14in erect when your 17. Just like mine. If its not. Then you have got a problem.
The black dude from freaks of cock average penis length is 14 in."Its about to be Hiroshima up in here!" "Ohhh she know what shes doing" "Hey no more blue balls"
by I be dat dude December 5, 2009
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brutally average

A person who is a complete 5 out of 10 in looks, not offensively ugly, not exactly pretty either. Persons deemed brutally average are usually also goggle-proof.
Dude: "That girl's rather plain looking, 5 out of 10"
Dude's friend: "She's brutally average!"
by Lorenzo J T May 12, 2009
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averageman

a woman who resembles a man in every way. Characterized by a lack of brain cells.
wow look at that averageman who just ran into a tree!
by adjkf December 2, 2009
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