Ponk

Beter bekend as 'n Poes Zonk. Dit is wanneer 2 hande teen mekaar gedruk word en dan word die voorkant by 'n dame se vagina ingeslaan as 'n grap as sy nie kyk nie. Almal lag altyd lekker. Handskoene word aanbeveel as sy 'n mini aan het.

Kyk hoe buk Gretel by Cindy se tafel, ek gaan haar gou gaan ponk

by Vuilbek April 8, 2019

plunk

During a game of beer die, a successful toss of the die into an opposing team's beer cup resulting in the consumption of the remaining beverage.

Yo, you've been plunk'd bitch! Drink up!

by Chris Collett August 21, 2006

ploonk

Splashdown confirmation after pinching one from a height greater than or equal to three feet above the bowl.

gnnnnrrrr.. *sweat sweat* grnnnnn... *ploonk* ...ahhh. (flush)

by jeRemy May 4, 2003

ploak

To engage in sexual acts with a horse.

Mark ploaks all day long at the stables.

by Justin Mancini May 25, 2006

Plork

When your newborn shits on you.

Fuck. My baby just plorked on me.

by BarryIsHairy February 4, 2010

Pronk

used as the first word of a reply when commenting on a forum topic, without reading the whole topic. It lets all who are participating know that you have not read the whole topic.

to pronk

the act of jumping into a thread/argument without bothering to read the whole of the thread and basically making a fool of yourself

first used on the glastonbury festival forum @2002 (now myfests) and originates from the kangaroo leap, and seems to encapsulate the act nicely - something without much grace and consideration, and is sometimes so clumsy it is funny.

actual discussion about pregnancy
topic title "how long for labour"

a pronk reply without reading the topic

"PRONK

bloody fascists! vote green!"

by -MaDMAn- May 24, 2009

plone

To assign someone a task knowing that is fraught with risk and may implode.
To leave someone holding the bag.

It's going to fail anyway, so plone the project off to Jessica.

by AndrewMcL August 18, 2008