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Pronk (afrikaans); om te pronk (action). This is the action of giving, receiving and creating attention (pronk). You can do this by proudly dancing for your man, giving him all your seductive moves, hugs, kisses and touches. If you do it right your man will have all of your attention, as well as every woman's jealousy and every man's envy. To "pronk" is to give all your attention to the man you are with while indirectly winning the attention of every other person in the room. If done correctly you will have the undevided attention of every man (because they cant have you) and every female (because they are not you).
"Ek pronk, met trots net vir jou". "Dit maak my mal as jy vir my pronk". "Wens my girl wil so vir my pronk"
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n., v., adj., adv.
A word used in Virginia's 11th district with great frequency. Used by congressman Rep. William Cummings in a broadcast by The Onion News Network's O-span. Some of its various meanings include:
1. Good or very, at least in Virginia's 11th district
2. An unfortunate state of affairs
3. A writing utensil
4. A tax stimulus
5. The number three
6. Variant: Pronklem - a problem
7. Variant: Pronkrageous - outrageous
8. Variant: Pronksurd - absurd
9. In context, "Pronk of order" - out of order
10. Experience
11. Variant: Pronkspect - respect
1. "This truly 'pronking new market"
2. "Failure to keep pace with our global competitors would be very pronked"
3. "Somebody hand me a pronk"
4. "Limited tax pronks for the nanotech infrastructure"
5. "Number pronk"
6. "is that a pronklem?
7. "That is pronkrageous"
8. "That is pronksurd"
9. "you're pronk of order"
10. "How dare you question my pronk?"
11. I demand pronkspect"

Or, all together:
"It is my pronkly held belief that as Thomas Jefferson said: 'All pronks living pronkfully within this land of pronk, have the right and pronkful duty to express themselves with pronk, in whichever pronking manner such pronk pronkably pronks pronkfully pronkifies them to pronk
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verb The act of watching porn, especially when you are the Pr0n King.
Gerry: 'Hey, Im horny. Imma go pronk now!'

Vivian: I didn't sleep much last night...
Clare: Me neither! All that pronking kept me up...
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Means "very" or "good"

Used primarily in Virginia's 11th District - compare to Philidelphia's "Jawns"
We must adopt this pronking new technology.
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Vernacular used at Bleacher Nation and in other Disqus supported blogs.

(1) to use one's own social media history and/or past comments against them when they later change their position or opinion;
(2) to display a complete inability to post simple links and/or gifs to message boards;
(3) to get unreasonably angry over fairly trivial things
(1) Remember when, in 2014 you said Kyle Hendricks was a AAA pitcher? You've been Pronked!
(2) Another broken link.....Pronk'd.
(3) Sure that's too much money for Brandon Morrow, but no need to go full Pronk.
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Nickname of major league baseball player Travis Hafner. It stands for "half project, half donkey."
Hafner had initiated his run to win the All-Star vote on Monday during a news conference, when he joked that fans should "Vote Pronk," a reference to his nickname.
by Spud August 05, 2004
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