by Chelebrity Wife April 16, 2018
Gerry: 'Hey, Im horny. Imma go pronk now!'
Vivian: I didn't sleep much last night...
Clare: Me neither! All that pronking kept me up...
Vivian: I didn't sleep much last night...
Clare: Me neither! All that pronking kept me up...
by Hamrette September 21, 2010
Pronk (afrikaans); om te pronk (action). This is the action of giving, receiving and creating attention (pronk). You can do this by proudly dancing for your man, giving him all your seductive moves, hugs, kisses and touches. If you do it right your man will have all of your attention, as well as every woman's jealousy and every man's envy. To "pronk" is to give all your attention to the man you are with while indirectly winning the attention of every other person in the room. If done correctly you will have the undevided attention of every man (because they cant have you) and every female (because they are not you).
"Ek pronk, met trots net vir jou". "Dit maak my mal as jy vir my pronk". "Wens my girl wil so vir my pronk"
by Pronkbaby June 01, 2014
by Fooliotic May 28, 2008
used as the first word of a reply when commenting on a forum topic, without reading the whole topic. It lets all who are participating know that you have not read the whole topic.
to pronk
the act of jumping into a thread/argument without bothering to read the whole of the thread and basically making a fool of yourself
first used on the glastonbury festival forum @2002 (now myfests) and originates from the kangaroo leap, and seems to encapsulate the act nicely - something without much grace and consideration, and is sometimes so clumsy it is funny.
to pronk
the act of jumping into a thread/argument without bothering to read the whole of the thread and basically making a fool of yourself
first used on the glastonbury festival forum @2002 (now myfests) and originates from the kangaroo leap, and seems to encapsulate the act nicely - something without much grace and consideration, and is sometimes so clumsy it is funny.
actual discussion about pregnancy
topic title "how long for labour"
a pronk reply without reading the topic
"PRONK
bloody fascists! vote green!"
topic title "how long for labour"
a pronk reply without reading the topic
"PRONK
bloody fascists! vote green!"
by -MaDMAn- May 24, 2009
Vernacular used at Bleacher Nation and in other Disqus supported blogs.
(1) to use one's own social media history and/or past comments against them when they later change their position or opinion;
(2) to display a complete inability to post simple links and/or gifs to message boards;
(3) to get unreasonably angry over fairly trivial things
(1) to use one's own social media history and/or past comments against them when they later change their position or opinion;
(2) to display a complete inability to post simple links and/or gifs to message boards;
(3) to get unreasonably angry over fairly trivial things
(1) Remember when, in 2014 you said Kyle Hendricks was a AAA pitcher? You've been Pronked!
(2) Another broken link.....Pronk'd.
(3) Sure that's too much money for Brandon Morrow, but no need to go full Pronk.
(2) Another broken link.....Pronk'd.
(3) Sure that's too much money for Brandon Morrow, but no need to go full Pronk.
by JusticeBeaver December 11, 2017
1. (Usually for an animal) Jump in the air with legs stiffened as an act of display or when you are about to die
Joe: Hello 911 I need help
Officer: Ok what is your name?
Joe: Joe
Officer: Joe who?
Joe: Joe m-
Officer: *pronks*
Officer: Ok what is your name?
Joe: Joe
Officer: Joe who?
Joe: Joe m-
Officer: *pronks*
by PersonInYourCloset April 20, 2021