jam funez

the most handsomest person alive. jams the name of a boy who’s respectful, loving, and honest. friendly as well, VERY FRIENDLY. but it’s okay because he loves his amazing girlfriend and would never trade her i for the world. he also has 3 adorable dogs and 2 beautiful sisters and 1 handsome little brother on its away. jam is the best person on earth.

I want to be Jam Funez so bad

by kdotonnaset November 20, 2023

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Clit Jamming

The act of a woman dj-ing there bean like mad to the jamming rhythm of HEAVY METAL!

"Kitty" had the heaviest of orgasms after a late night session of clit jamming to rammstien on her clit guitar!

by Dfiler420 February 23, 2019

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Ram Jams

Very large, very perky breasts on an older woman.

Nancy Pelosi has the best pair of Ram Jams I’ve seen on an old broad in years.

by bean bag testicles September 2, 2020

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Lem lem jams

Always dumpsters golds on r6

Bro lem lem jams ate my ass

by I’m not Paul February 21, 2022

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montana traffic jam

A term used to describe a situation where two vehicles stop in the middle of the road to have a conversation, particularly in rural or sparsely populated areas where traffic is minimal.

Guy 1: "Dude, the party has already started! Where are you?"

Guy 2: "I'm caught in a Montana Traffic Jam and these guys won't get off the road!"

by EpicQ February 27, 2024

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Jam Wipe

When you wipe your ass and you see blood, you probably wiped too hard or have a disease if this happens to you.

Person 1: "Ah shit, I got a jam wipe, its best if i go to the doctors tommorow."
Person 2: "Aye, dont worry gang, you just wiped too hard probably."
Person 1: "Yeah, probably- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!? I AM SHITTING RIGHT NOW!"

by verybasedfigglebottomale November 16, 2025

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