strawberry ice cream 

The absolute best fucking flavor of the food so good it came from Mars that humans called ice cream. This flavor of the Mind bending epic food that freezes and warms you will make all the other flavors kill themselves in jealousy.

Person 1: did you try some of that vanilla ice cream?

Person 2: you motherfucking shitbag dickhead how dare you fucking eat that damn vanilla when there is the best fucking flavor on the fucking planet called strawberry ice cream

strawberry ice cream by Strawberry ice cream man October 10, 2020

cat ice 

A thin (half inch or less) sheet of ice from which the liquid water underneath has receded or drained off, leaving it supported only at its edges. So named because it might support the weight of a light-footed cat, but no more. Typically found on urban sidewalks or gutters where the surface is uneven and sunlight is hit-and-miss. Occasionally found on natural bodies of water.

Joe: This sidewalk is covered in ice. Maybe we should go around it so we don't slip and fall.

Mike: Nah, look closer, it's cat ice. It'll break into tiny pieces as soon as we step on it and we won't slip.

cat ice by ieatboogers May 24, 2009

dry ice bomb 

So here's what ya do. Buy some dry ice (wherever possible.) Then either find or get an empty PLASTIC bottle with the cap still there and intact. Then pour water into the bottle (the more you put in the less time you have to run), put cubes of ice in (the more you put in the less time you have and the larger the explosion), twist on cap TIGHTLY and throw immediately. Can work in any time frame from 30 sec. to 2 min., and is incredibly loud. The reason you must do it in a plastic bottle is so that glass shrapnel doesn't go anywhere and kill people.
Here's how it works:
Dry ice is so cold that it goes from a solid to a gas, skipping the liquid phase. Since gas is less dense, it will expand ALOT and will eventually explode. I have never tried it without water, but it probably would either take to long or not work

Instead of lighting off fireworks and possibly blowing your hand off, use a dry ice bomb instead.

dry ice bomb by Wengel June 29, 2006

Smirnoff Ice 

A malted beverage (hence not a vodka like other Smirnoff products) that one is forced to drink when presented, usually in some ceremonious fashion at a large gathering, in an act called "Icing." When iced, the drinker is required to get on one knee and chug the entire bottle, despite occasional jeers, jokes, discouragement and/or encouragement from onlookers.

Jack snuck a Smirnoff Ice into everyone's Secret Santa gift at the Christmas party. When guests opened their presents at the end, they all had to get on their knees one by one and drink theirs. One of the gifts was a drinking hat, which the recipient used to consume his.

Smirnoff Ice by dglester hardunkichud January 10, 2015

minty ice 

When a girl puts toothpaste on her hands a jerks you off.

That bitch named Sheqwanda gave me a nice minty ice the other night....my dick still tingles.

minty ice by Matt Mancini November 25, 2006

Natty Ice 

1. Slang for alchoholic beverage known for its large (pint sized) cans, cheap value (cheaper than canned soda), and large percentage of alchohol per volume (5.9%) 2. Common referance to any drink with taste resembling metallic piss water and salt. 3. Common tool for so called "Natty Baths" in which a person is covered in fiss from a shaken container. 4. Cause of more college headaches and oversleeping than studying, tool for forging of fond memories.

Warning: Never drink. If necesary drink quickly and when already drunk. Poisonous if ingested warm.
Black Man's Beer; White Boys Fear.

"Dude, I can't believe this toilet water tastes better than Natty Ice."

"Feels like smelted Iron going down, but don't get hope full cause on the way back up - and it will come back up - it tastes like Natty Ice."

Natty Ice by Wart the Dick May 11, 2004

FEMA Ice 

Ice handed out at a FEMA Point of Distribution or POD along with FEMA Water and sometimes MRE's.

"Sweetie, on your way home, swing by the POD and pick us up some more FEMA Ice."

FEMA Ice by TxFeatFan November 4, 2008