Whackadoodle 

A mean person

Hey, look! your sisters crying!

Stop that,you Whackadoodle!!

Whackadoodle by RouhWah January 27, 2021

whackseption 

jacking off to your own dick.

Tom:
you're wacking off in the shower 20x a day straight on the shampoo bottle.
Jerry:
Dude, I don't jerk off in the shower, I can't. Never been able to, dunno why...

Tom:
hrmm, just stare at ur dick
Jerry:
Not how it works champ
Tom:
r u sure? ever tried?
Jerry:
Are you asking me if I get turned on by the sight of my dick? No dude lol da fuck.
Tom:
have you ever tried wacking it to your dick. that's some whackseption shit.

Have you ever tried wacking it to your dick. that's some whackseption shit.

whackseption by Wackseption February 24, 2021

Whackatitis

When you are severally addicted to beating your meat and you will randomly ditch parties, family gatherings, etc to jerk your sausage. Eventually you will develop a shrunken and limp penis like a small gummy worm.

Dr.Bing Bong: I’m sorry Gary you have developed whackatitis.
Gary: Oh no

Whackatitis by thicccboy99 June 24, 2021

whacklog 

When you have too much to fap to and have to prioritize because you can't get through all the copious amounts of porn and/or fapping material.

Vince McMahon has decades of whacklog of previous WWE(f) and WcW video tapes to attend to.

whacklog by Snakebite666 July 27, 2021

whackluster 

Whackluster: The feeling you have when no matter how hard you try, you can’t find the right porn to “take care of business” so you settle and needless to say, "business" ain’t great.

I had a Whackluster session, while I was home alone last night.

whackluster by MB Squad August 10, 2021

Whacked the Otter 

another word for masturbation while your partner sleeps, after the sex has occurred.

After they made love, He whacked the otter in the tent while she slept.

Whacked the Otter by schwinky October 11, 2021

Whacky Tobaccy 

Used to describe tobacco, most commonly used when describing tobacco in a joint. Also used by stoners making fun of cig smokers.

“Ayo Bobby, slide me some of that whacky tobaccy, I wanna roll a spliff.”

Whacky Tobaccy by Williamh.25 October 28, 2021