whackluster 

Whackluster: The feeling you have when no matter how hard you try, you can’t find the right porn to “take care of business” so you settle and needless to say, "business" ain’t great.

I had a Whackluster session, while I was home alone last night.

whackluster by MB Squad August 10, 2021

whackmaster

a person of the male gender who is contantly masturbating

"You know Vee?He is such a whackmaster."

whackmaster by stumbiline April 30, 2007