whacklog 

When you have too much to fap to and have to prioritize because you can't get through all the copious amounts of porn and/or fapping material.

Vince McMahon has decades of whacklog of previous WWE(f) and WcW video tapes to attend to.

whacklog by Snakebite666 July 27, 2021

whackdog

A whackdog is a person that isn't very smart, if someone doesn't know something obvious, whackdog is a valid insult

"How does she not know this! What a whackdog!"

whackdog by asariiiiiiiii March 2, 2020