Not my monkey, not my circus

Not my problem and I don't f*ing care anyways.

Use the phrase not my monkey, not my circus when someone asks you for example, your opinion about Nostradamus or other meaningless, to you, nonsense. The phrase was first used by this guy Gavi who once worked with me.

by Sexydimma December 28, 2022

Full Circle

The act of taking ones flaccid penis and pushing into their own anus and urinating.

Hey bro, I gave myself a Full Circle last night and my ass was filled. It felt so good, you should try it.

by Pee circut September 23, 2018

circumcide

Murder of the foreskin, or parts clitoral, when and where circumcision is (to be made) illegal.

In committing circumcide, the jewey mohels still suck sucking many a bloody baby cock, while America failed to protect and respect a jew by banning circumcision, which if it had could've helped release stigma attached to barbarian stupidity, and could've showed Hitler a more powerful way to help stop circumcide by civilizing the savages rather then finding it necessary to put'em completely out of their misery in such a way that was deadly. If America had self worth sufficiently recognized it would've banned circ. and not let a jewey stock investor fall out cause a great depression, America on it's game that way would've helped Japan know better than to attack Pearl Harbor, if anyhow war a more considerate president banning circ. could've also known one warning shot nuke at most on side of human population could've shown with better communication to get Japan to surrender rather than assuming it necessary to nuke them twice directly.

by Joven January 7, 2008

Full circle

When you and your partner perform oral sex or 69 on each other and kiss each
other without rinsing your mouths.

Joe: slurp lick lick lick

Alice: OH yeah! I love you so much Joe, that was awesome!

Joe - *leans in for a kiss*

Alice: Whoa, can you rinse your mouth out baby? I'm not really wanting to go full circle tonight.

by Frankiemcstein July 25, 2014

Circle Derf

A group of guys, in a circle, executing handstands while simultaneously masturbating. The target is typically a female participant.

"Hey man why is everyone still asleep?"

"We're recovering from last night's circle derf."

"Woa, who was the victim?"

"Your mom."

by Haywood Jublome June 22, 2008

Circle of Trust

A cocktail involving a large 32 or 44 ounce plastic cup, adding ice, Bacardi, Mountain Dew, with a Splash of Red Bull (Red Bull is important to change the taste and makes the drink). The drink is passed around among friends as quickly as possible until the drink is gone. The one who finishes the drink MUST make the next one for the group... Drink until completely wasted. If you have a large group, break it up into two groups and the one who finishes their bottle first wins.

Whatchu wanna do today?

I dunno, play video GAMES with my FRIENDS??

Nah, let's get these motherfuckers a Circle of Trust and get fucked up!

by BMF-Bad MotherFucker! January 10, 2012

circus peanut

someone who is new at something...such as video games, used as a replacer/enhancer of the word noob...

"that circus peanut needs to learn how to fly before he goes against the ArA nation"

by =ArA=Venom October 10, 2008