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California Dream Cream 

The act of inserting a cream sickle into a woman's vagina immediately after giving birth, the warmth of the embryonic fluid melts the cream sickle and what is left on the stick is California dream cream.
The young boy went up to the ice cream truck and asked the man for a Spongebob pop. The man gave him the pop and the boy exclaimed "that's not a spongebob pop, that's California Dream Cream!"
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Melted Ice Cream 

Appearing or acting sad. The way a kid would feel if their ice cream melted.
He looked like melted ice cream after he lost his job.
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strawberry ice cream 

Mixture of cum and blood that oozes out of someone’s hole after rough anal sex, which often has a similar texture and color to its namesake. Mostly occurs when taking someone’s anal virginity.
Dude I lost my virginity yestreday and it sucked. That dick left me shitting strawberry ice cream for hours.

STEAM DREAM BEAM CREAM 

Endorphous occasionally answers his mobi pho with this phrase. It's true meaning is not known, however the term was coined around the same time as "a nailed christ hand" & "on claw towel gin".
A Steam Dream Beam Cream.
Hi,is Norman there?
He's gone.
STEAM DREAM BEAM CREAM by Cwips February 15, 2004

Ice Cream 

One of the most delisious substance on earth!!!
if u'v never had ice cream and u take a first big bite u get a..... BRAIN FREEZE
LUV ICE CREAM!
Ice Cream by sdjfhsdbluvbugok March 24, 2009

A Midsummer Night's Cream 

Classic Shakespearean play adapted for the silicon screen in the 21st Century.
Dude, I used a whole box of Kleenex to this!

Napoleon Ice Cream 

When two women of european and african ancestry engage is rubbing their vaginas against each other or "scissor". Thus creating the color affect of vanilla and chocolate on either side with strawberry in the middle.
"Dude I was watching this porn and they had these two broads doing the Napoleon Ice Cream. It was so hot."