brown lips 

someone who sucks up to someone more powerful than they are, in other words to kiss someone’s arse.

John Howard is always kissing George Bush’s arse by worshiping him like a king, what a brown lips.

brown lips by bread infection December 9, 2009

Brown Cow

a ridiculously fat brown woman

Rana is a brown cow

Brown Cow by UrbanArrow January 29, 2009

brown turkey bacon 

black under cover cop

that damm brown turkey bacon just pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket

brown turkey bacon by gav123 December 26, 2006

Brown Line Express 

1. A fast-moving, no-stops train on the Brown Line.
2. A gigantic turd that tears your sphincter to shreds on the way out. Often comes without warning. So called because of a faint resemblance to a speeding subway car.

Aw man. I had a Brown Line Express this morning. I looked in the toilet, and it was actually the size of my wrist.

Brown Line Express by Lady Csyde July 14, 2007

brown makeup

When drying arse crack with towel after shower a smudge of poo ends up on it.

I was drying off using my mums best towels and got into trouble for applying brown makeup

brown makeup by Paul Burns October 12, 2007

brown popsicle 

to stick a freezing popsicle up a girl/guys ass to hear the screams of discontent among the partner

wanna lick of my brown popsicle?

brown popsicle by crimey mclawbreakerson October 23, 2007

brown circus 

A plague that hits unsuspecting office workers; especially after lunch or on long weekends. Watch out, or you might get brown circused too!

Greg gets the brown circus up to 6 times a day.

brown circus by achbee anonymous May 12, 2009